Friday, January 20, 2006

Stuff Portrait Friday~ Wake Up!!

Jan FRIDAY THE 20th - WAKE UP!
Your Lotions
Your Towels
Your Toothbrush

As you can see, I am a pretty low maintainance gal, really.
Unlike SOMEONE I could mention.

Oh well, we can't all be perfect.

Wondering about the SPF thing? Go see Kristine

AND

As some of you may have seen, in the recent dog show,

a Portuguese Water Dog was oh so close to taking the group (Working Dog)

So, here are a few possible reasons why that gorgeous Porty got edged out.

Top Ten Excuses For Losing The Dog Show
10) Mistaken in assumption there would be chance to show off talent for drinking from toilet
9) Thought I saw that little chuckwagon
8) Bad idea going to Don King's barber
7) Caught in a lie claiming to be Cycle Two dog when I'm really Cycle Three
6) Shouldn't have picked Quayle as running mate
5) My lifelong battle with problem drool
4) During spelling portion, spelled "ubiquitous" with two B's
3) Didn't know that was the judge's leg
2) Money goes to trainer anyway, so let him stand naked in a carpeted ice skating rink and be touched by a stranger in a bad suit
1) Like me, the whole thing was fixed (Damn you Bob Barker, DAMN YOU)

(we acknowledge the David Letterman show for their contribution to this post)

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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousThursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:50:00 PM PST

    Yeah, those humans have way too many beauty products! We groom ourselves just fine, thank you, without all that fancy stuff. Hey, we can't help it if we leave cat and dog fluff all over the house, that's what the vacuum is for.
    (PS I'm sleeping in the dogs bed again! Hee hee, Oaty)
    "Grrrrr!"

    Love Oaty and Rio

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  2. SarFriday, January 20, 2006 at 9:42:00 AM PST

    You know, I wouldn't have been surprised if the AF wrote this herself. Funny stuff!

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  3. limeFriday, January 20, 2006 at 10:43:00 AM PST

    ariella darling.....i really think youneed to learn forgiveness in order to find peace. this grudge agasint bob barker is ruining you

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  4. BirdMadGirlFriday, January 20, 2006 at 1:48:00 PM PST

    I like the comparative pics :) Pretty creative! I played too!

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  5. ReneeFriday, January 20, 2006 at 2:20:00 PM PST

    I liked your SPF setup! Nice

    I played:)

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  6. Charlotte in PaFriday, January 20, 2006 at 5:58:00 PM PST

    Low maintenance is good! Happy SPF!

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  7. AnonymousFriday, January 20, 2006 at 6:08:00 PM PST

    Being high maintenance is not always a bad thing.

    I played.
    My Stuff

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  8. the many BsFriday, January 20, 2006 at 6:30:00 PM PST

    Damn you Bob Barker.

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  9. Random and OddSaturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:43:00 AM PST

    Digging the simplicity of your SPF.

    THanks for playing...

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  10. mireilleSaturday, January 21, 2006 at 2:05:00 PM PST

    "lifelong battle with problem drool" LOLOLOLOLOL xoxo

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