"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
What's that you say?
Certain members of this family have lived in other countries where our attempts at communication were sometimes encouraged, sometimes mocked, and occasionally were close to grounds for legal action. So it is with deep empathy we share the following examples of Engrish Mmmmmm, doesn't THAT sound tasty?!
I want one, don't you? Coffe and paste, a little something to take you back to your youth.
Jonathan, anyone who has struggles with another language can understand how these happen. Also, there is an entire explanation on the website Engrish. Don't be a hatah, none of us are! And I just picked it up.
Ari: your point? This isn't about mistakes, per se. I'm just saying that I am choosing to be obstinate and prickly. If I want to be offended, there's not a darn thing you can do about it, now is there?
As a fellow baka gaijin, I really enjoy Engrish and as an English major and former student of Nihon-go, I can appreciate just how immensely complicated and screwed up both languages are. It's a wonder anybody can learn either after childhood.
Salut, j'aimes les langues etrangeres.
ReplyDeleteI need a witty trash can
ReplyDeleteLOL!! So do the people in Chian speak Chianglish or Chianese or....
ReplyDeleteAs a speaker of Spanglish, I find this entire topic somewhat offensive and needlessly controversial.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am curious. Who taught you to read? Was the the AF, the AM, or one of the Things?
i love engrish.com
ReplyDeleteSalut Egan, we love 'em too.
ReplyDeleteDoug, doesn't everyone?
Snav, one can only dream.
Jonathan, anyone who has struggles with another language can understand how these happen. Also, there is an entire explanation on the website Engrish. Don't be a hatah, none of us are!
And I just picked it up.
Limey, good stuff, eh?
Ari: your point? This isn't about mistakes, per se. I'm just saying that I am choosing to be obstinate and prickly. If I want to be offended, there's not a darn thing you can do about it, now is there?
ReplyDeleteLOL I love love love those Engrish thing!!! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteJohnathan, good luck with that!
ReplyDeleteShould get you far in life
:-D
I dont no why we let Chian have so much influenza over are nation!!!!!!! Look what they are doing to are languidge!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to comment on grounds I may incriminate myself due to bad spelling...or other things
ReplyDeleteAs a fellow baka gaijin, I really enjoy Engrish and as an English major and former student of Nihon-go, I can appreciate just how immensely complicated and screwed up both languages are. It's a wonder anybody can learn either after childhood.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I love that site, visit it daily.
ReplyDeleteI was made in Eximo.
ReplyDeleteI knew they´d annex Japan to China eventually! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat was a good laugh. Coffee and paste, I was waiting for Village Idiot to relate it to the coffeeshop not mentioned.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Georgia Wild Drip: The gonorrea of choice for the south since 1890.
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