"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
Monday, May 14, 2007
It's all been a lie!
I finally met a one armed paperhanger, and he wasn't busy at ALL! He's collecting worker's comp, disability, and social security. He sits on his ass ALL day doing NOTHING!
My brother's a one-armed stucco guy. I'm a nine fingered typer. Mom says "I raised them and sent them out into the world all in one piece and they come back missin' parts." But we both keep busy. :)
Lime~ paperhangers vs. quarry owners? Yeah, for toughness I'd go with the quarryman, every time.
Neva~ Mwah! I know, I know, what can ya do?
Doug~ You are an overachiever.
Egan~Just keep swimming! If you dont get that, just wait a while and soon the wisdom of children's movies will seep into your consciousness and root out all other thought.
Grunt~ Papercut?
Susie~ Death and taxes, same as always.
Gawpo~ Are you on HIS side??
Dan~ Sure, but there are no benefits.
Wreckless~ Oh fine, and I bet you're the kind of guy who won't believe unless you get to poke people in the side, humph
Actonbell~ It was a fun day out. I wonder if there is some politically correct term for someone who is injured on the job like that, probably is.
Balou~ Dang, and your typing better than alot of 10 fingered folks I know!
Jocelyn~ Heaven help the fool who stands between a man and his remote!
Breazy~ :p
Diesel~ Thank you, thank you
G~ Tomorrow I plan to do an expose on how the sky is not blue, stay tuned! Well, ya know, if I have time.
Arm~ I was being oblique
Todd~ That would just make you like me more, wouldn't it?
hhmmm....they must be less hardy than the one armed quarry owners i know....
ReplyDeletewow... what a slacker. xox
ReplyDeleteOh. Good. Then I am that busy.
ReplyDeleteI totally feel you.
ReplyDeleteHow did he lose his arm?
ReplyDeleteWell now that this event has occured, what have you got to look forward to?
ReplyDeleteARE THERE OPENINGS???
ReplyDeleteI must know! I simply must know!!
On to the next great exposure-now that I would have to see to believe.
ReplyDeleteMy brother's a one-armed stucco guy. I'm a nine fingered typer. Mom says "I raised them and sent them out into the world all in one piece and they come back missin' parts." But we both keep busy. :)
ReplyDeleteTell me he at least has a remote in that one hand, so he can watch his "Price Is Right"...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteI KNEW it.
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious, btw.
Another belief shattered! And didn't I just use this phrase yesterday!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. But everyone else seems to...
ReplyDeleteArm, I'm with you on that one. I have no idea what a 'one armed paper hanger' is, but it sounds like Logo is making fun of the disabled again...
ReplyDeleteThere goes that adage! Or analogy. Or whatever you call it!
ReplyDeleteLime~ paperhangers vs. quarry owners? Yeah, for toughness I'd go with the quarryman, every time.
ReplyDeleteNeva~ Mwah! I know, I know, what can ya do?
Doug~ You are an overachiever.
Egan~Just keep swimming! If you dont get that, just wait a while and soon the wisdom of children's movies will seep into your consciousness and root out all other thought.
Grunt~ Papercut?
Susie~ Death and taxes, same as always.
Gawpo~ Are you on HIS side??
Dan~ Sure, but there are no benefits.
Wreckless~ Oh fine, and I bet you're the kind of guy who won't believe unless you get to poke people in the side, humph
Actonbell~ It was a fun day out. I wonder if there is some politically correct term for someone who is injured on the job like that, probably is.
Balou~ Dang, and your typing better than alot of 10 fingered folks I know!
Jocelyn~ Heaven help the fool who stands between a man and his remote!
Breazy~ :p
Diesel~ Thank you, thank you
G~ Tomorrow I plan to do an expose on how the sky is not blue, stay tuned! Well, ya know, if I have time.
Arm~ I was being oblique
Todd~ That would just make you like me more, wouldn't it?
chikken~ Pop goes the weasel, or something like that, mwah
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