Friday, July 30, 2010

Spam, spam, spam

Despite the Flying Circus' and Hawaiians' apparent affection for Spam™
I am not myself a fan of spam in any of its forms.
How closed-minded am I? hmmm?!
I know,
but I'm ok with it.

We won't even discuss the gelatinous goo in a can. I can't bear to think of it, gaah.
Regarding email; I have to say, I've never once felt the need to enlarge my penis or improve its performance. I am aware this is attributable more to my gender than my porn star capabilities, nevertheless, I have no interest in these offers.
I don't want to cash your check, see your naked pictures, or find out about your amazing job offer; leave me ALONE!!
And who are the people this works on?? WTF?!?!

Last but not least annoying, not by a long stretch, is blog spam.
Seriously? Who decided this was a good idea?!
I had to activate comment moderation because I was getting spam on every single freaking post.
Does it seem to the casual viewer that this blog would be a fruitful place for Chinese ads??
Because to me, that seems like not only spam, but STUPID, annoying, unnecessary, pointless spam.
We did however, discuss above that my approach could be interpreted as closed-minded.
It's a good thing those spam comments don't track back to individuals because I might be tempted to do something unlady-like...
bwah hah hah.
Ok, I made myself laugh, I actually can't recall the last time I did ANYTHING lady-like.
ANYWAY, that is not the point,
the point is,
they make me want...
to do such things,
I know not what,
but they shall be the terrors of the earth!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

Loving the flowers, but
not the allergies. My whole family is getting hit hard with the snots and the sneezing this year. The eyes are the worst, bleck.

Lawn mowing is a never-ending task round these parts. 3 hours of solitude for thinking.
Loving the sunshine!
Yesterday I went to the beach to read for an hour while I waited for Thing One to finish mowing a friend's lawn.
Perfections; waves lapping gently, sun sparkling on water, a light breaze, and good entertainment.

Monday, July 12, 2010

It's summer!

We are playing outside a lot.

Hope you are too!

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Me so sleepy...

my dad and I stayed up way too late getting our geek on.
There may have been Star Trek episodes involved.
I feel a little ashamed now, but I had a good time, dang it,
and I will probably do it again.