I've always known I had a gift,
too bad I can't exchange it.
Oh well, at least I'm not the only one.
and now, to go with that story,
a lil tune from the Violent Femmes.
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I don't know what you're doin' here
I don't even want you near
Seem like a seem like a
I'm a I'm a
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
And I'm callin' all the freaks
From the freak freak planet
I'm a freak magnet.
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I can't IMAGINE why!
* Honorable mention to Joel who mentioned this affliction in his last post.
*Many thanks to Crystal, who brought the article to my attention.
Well its a good thing I am not one of them....at least one of your friends is normal!
ReplyDelete:P
Hey, this is like the kettle calling the pot black. Freak;)
ReplyDeleteyou so freaky and i like ya that way!
ReplyDeleteI think there are just more freaks out there than usual.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of that article was the pop out "How To Freak-Proof Your Life". Unless that means you can't get your freak on anymore (note to self: must rethink this).
ReplyDeleteSusie~ Oh, uh, yes!! Difinitely, I ummm, I wish all my friends were as uh, normal as you, uh huh.
ReplyDeleteGrunty~ We use stainless steel, our pot and our kettle are all shiny and stuff. Not to mention, I can only aspire to your level of freakiness, Vault boy.
Lime~ That is what they all say.
But it sounds so GOOD when you say it.
Seamus~ I know, I am so conservative
Goldennib~ You are right, of course, that explains it!
Sar~ Don't take those tips, just to be on the safe side. Actually, in Seattle with Susie I kept reminding myself, "Don't make eye contact, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!!"
I need more info on this freak magnet thing.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteI've seen that picture before.
ReplyDeleteNow explain to me why wouldn't you want to make eye contact with Susie? ;)
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Susie, I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! It's belated music list time - gotta go!
Snavy~ More research is available, just head to Boston and ride the public transit for a while.
ReplyDeleteBreazy~ You have a good one too!
Egan~ I've seen that one before too.
Sar! Get on that girl!
Blither~ Yes, you can come to my celebration party! Thanks
You're kicking my butt in the voting at Sar's place. I need to post more so I can buy a few more votes.
ReplyDeleteFred~ When it comes to shameless promotion, just ask Sar, I am the queen.
ReplyDeleteIt really helps that the rules don't specify that truth in advertising is required.
Look at you gettin' your freak on, LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not so much a freak magnet as a woes magnet. People tell me their stories and woes outta nowhere. I feel like a bartender sometimes.
Oh sweetie! Been there - done that!! LOL!!! Freaky indeed!!!!
ReplyDeleteCandace~ Have I told you about the time my pet rabbit was killed by the dogs next door? heh heh
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I can't imagine why I attract freaks, its a puzzle.
Snavybaby~ Yeeee-up, freaky is as freaky does, right?;p
well i, for one, think you look adorable. but then, i'm married to the aforementioned freak magnet, Joel (does that make *me* the freak? or him?)
ReplyDeletei voted for you! i voted for you! i voted for you! i voted for you! i voted for you! i voted for you! (a few times... can you tell?) i think i may just vote for poor Fred once, because he really is behind... that said, i'm here to tell EVERYONE that you, my dear, are a formidable opponent! that's right!! you are the QUEEN!! you kick ass and take names lat... wait...do you even take names?? doesn't matter, you rule!!
that's it. i'm done.... have a great weekend! xox
Neva~ Hmmm, if he is the freak magnet....it doesn't look so good for you snuppy (snicker snicker).
ReplyDeleteKEEP VOTING!! Thanks! Yes, Fred can have a couple, the voting is insane this time around. And yes, I take names, I have to, otherwise I forget who ppl are. :p