Thursday, September 22, 2005

In answer to an inquiry

The tree peeing is a highly refined system deeply unappreciated by the bipeds.
Our version of internet dating and communication has been around for eons and the server never crashes.
As to that other little matter...
you KNOW if you could reach them comfortably you would spend alot of your free time licking your genitals too.

3 comments:

lime said...

well, yes if i could reach them..however, i don't think i'd be humping the legs of strangers or eating fermented roadkill.

Bsoholic said...

Tuff call, all sound very entertaining!

Logophile said...

I can appreciate that your lack of gastric developement leaves you at a disadvantage in seeing the finer points of canine cuisine, however, don't try to tie us to your parochial dietary restraints. And believe me, if I had seen the surgery coming, I would have humped alot more legs while the humping was good.