A couple years ago I found a cute little giraffe patterned handbag, kinda like this.
After giving it some thought I decided not to get it
and ya know, I'm glad I didn't.
EVERY time I go out these days I see someone with a giraffe print bag.
I do so hate being just like everyone else.
I have illusions of originality.
despite the fact that huge numbers of people,
are wearing these,
I recently succumbed to enthusiastic encouragement and ordered a pair of Crocs™.
Not the horrible looking troll shoes though (with all due respect to those of you who adore them, I am sure they are just cute as a teeny little button when YOU wear them),
I got these
and you know, they really are pretty comfy and comparatively cute
but I have no intention of ever owning any of these.
Oh, and I don't care how enthusiastic you are about them,
I will never, ever get these. Just NO.