To be fair...

to those who feel superior about some canine behavior.... oh wait, why be fair? You feed us co-op dog food and perform unexpected surgeries, never mind.
Instead ponder what this great man has finally realized.
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." - Alexander Pope

Half Nekkid Thursday

In answer to an inquiry

The tree peeing is a highly refined system deeply unappreciated by the bipeds.
Our version of internet dating and communication has been around for eons and the server never crashes.
As to that other little matter...
you KNOW if you could reach them comfortably you would spend alot of your free time licking your genitals too.

Do you think we really care?

You know how we canine types will listen to you tell us anything? Get over yourselves, you are NOT that interesting, we are waiting for the word "walk", or "treat".
Just keep stroking me and I'll keep listening.
Here is a tip by a wise man;
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey

Nice to know at least one of you gets it.

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

What is their deal?

There were deer in the yard again. I frightened them away, ha, that will teach them! The alpha female yelled at me, ungrateful b****.

This is me getting ready to start my blog. I hope you enjoy sharing my thoughts with me