Are you looking to waste time on the internet?

Well, probably, I mean, you are HERE, right?
Well, have I got a deal for you.
I'm going to hook you up with some of my very most favorite time wasting places, because that is just how much I love you.

I LOVE the Shakespearean insult generator, I've linked it before, I'll probably link it again, its fabulous.

For some word play you can try the online fridge magnets.

Here is a fun site that shows a graphic representation of how various, movies, music and artists connect, Live Plasma.

Here is a game that I love to play, Set. The rules are listed in the left toolbar.

For those of us with aspiration of taking over the world here is the evil overlord list. It's an old one but a good one. It contains important tips such as:
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
11.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

If you like THAT list, here is a whole slew of them catagorized by topics.

Here are some optical illusions.

If you are someone who reading Postsecrets you might find True Wife Confessions interesting. Some of the confessions are heart-warming, some are bone-chilling but who knows, it could also be eye-opening. There are also, to be fair, True Husband Confession, though the site is less active.

Finally, for those of you who do not mind TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE PICTURES, here is a site which takes photos that have been submitted to Craig's List in the Looking for Love section and adds some VERY amusing commentary. It is completely and totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK, not suited for those of a delicate condition and so hilarious it nearly made me sprain my spleen I was laughing so hard. Check out Desperately Seeking Something.

There ya go, if you still have alot of free time when you get done with those, well, why haven't you IMed me??