Saturday, November 17, 2007

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life either.

There are a couple other things I don't really buy. For example, listed below are the character traits listed for a star sign. Any guess on which group of people it might purport to describe?

  • Positive Traits: Honest, open-minded, straight forward, ethical, charitable, generous, good sense of humor, sexual.
  • Negative Traits: Exaggerating, blunt, impatient, pushy, tactless, restless, talks way too much, and rebellious.
  • Likes: A sense of adventure, Honesty, Freedom, Intellectual compatibility, Taking risks, Flirting, Socializing, Feeling trusted, Active partner, Daydreaming
  • Dislikes: Routine, Being doubted, Having to explain self, Control, Being forced to make promises, Apathy/laziness
  • Ideal Careers: Veterinarian, Priest, Lawyer, Writer, Teacher, Athlete, or Small Business Owner

Think you know that one? How about this one?

  • Positive Traits- Playful, friendly, spontaneous, caring, devoted, liberal, understanding, tolerant, benevolent, charming, patient, free-spirited, independent and open minded.
  • Negative Traits- Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self centered, and judgmental, fickle. May have equilibrium issues with a propensity to run into objects or fall out of chairs.
  • Likes- Friendship, Freedom, Intellectual stimulation, Camaraderie, Surprises, Heavy drinking, Companionship, Feeling understood, Emotional safety.
  • Dislikes- Jealousy, Possessiveness, Control, Ego plays, Pointless meetings, Narrow mindedness, Being ridiculed, Routines, Fighting/violence, Inequality, Being taken for granted
  • Ideal Careers- Astronomy, Scientist, Aviation, Admissions, Photography, Acting and Music.

I don't believe fortune cookies either.

7 comments:

furiousBall said...

I believe that 90% of all fortune cookies are stale some how, like if these cookies knew they were going to be stale, why don't the fortunes say "don't eat me, i'm terrible"

Jocelyn said...

I love the title of this post like crazy.

Furiousball's comments never fail to kill me.

S said...

I do believe that BOTH are about Sagittarians! LOL
Hahaha Thats what you wanted me to say isnt it?
Its what you would say to ALL signs because you know they would agree.


I like fortune cookies though, they are tasty and funwoulditkillyoutocommentonmyblogmissyimeansheeshwhatareyoutoogppdprwhat?

lime said...

May have equilibrium issues with a propensity to run into objects or fall out of chairs.

that may be my favorite part of a star signs description ever.

Candace said...

I find that fortune cookie fortunes are infinitely better if you add the words "in bed" to the end of them.


What's all this star sign biz? Cameron has something about them on his blog, too. Funny. :)

My faves are from the Onion.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Despite the best of intentions, a sex addiction intervention will quickly and repeatedly backfire this Thursday.


HAR!

Candace said...

OMG, LOL!

Cancer June 22 - July 22
While usually reserved, you'll wear your heart on your sleeve, your shirt collar, and most of your pants after a harrowing clock-tower shooting this Thursday.

Nessa said...

I believe in everything.

The first one is Sagittarius the second one id Pisces.