There are any number of things I don't really understand.
For example, I comprehend the overview of how electricity works, but don't hand me an electrical system schematic and expect me to be anything but confused. I'm also a little sketchy on the ins and outs of the orderly mind. How does THAT work?
Here is something else I'm unclear about.
Below you see an item mailed to us last week. It is a Jesus prayer rug (of the finest copier paper) from...
"a 57 year old church who wants to pray for YOU!"
All one must do is kneel on this rug or, if kneeling not possible, simply place in on your lap making sure it is in contact with BOTH knees.
If you REALLY believe, the eyes of Jesus on the rug will open, and then you will know your prayers are answered.
After praying on this rug you must fold it carefully and mail it back to the church so that they can join in the praying and then mail it on to others.
You can rest assured that if you do this, your prayers will be answered.
Testimonials are included.
Also included in the packaged was this envelope...
which is NOT TO BE OPENED TILL THE RUG IS IN THE MAIL on its return journey to the 57 year old church who wants to pray for YOU!
It contains detailed prophecies about the future.
Well, you know, what with one thing and another, it ended up being opened and I was AMAZED by the enclosed revelations.
Stunning, just stunning, really.
Ok, one other thing I don't understand.
What is my dog's issue with folded laundry?
She knocks it over every chance she gets.
Here she is perched and ready to attack.
Ornery little bitch!