Despite the Flying Circus' and Hawaiians' apparent affection for Spam™
I am not myself a fan of spam in any of its forms.
How closed-minded am I? hmmm?!
but I'm ok with it.
We won't even discuss the gelatinous goo in a can. I can't bear to think of it, gaah.
Regarding email; I have to say, I've never once felt the need to enlarge my penis or improve its performance. I am aware this is attributable more to my gender than my porn star capabilities, nevertheless, I have no interest in these offers.
I don't want to cash your check, see your naked pictures, or find out about your amazing job offer; leave me ALONE!!
And who are the people this works on?? WTF?!?!
Last but not least annoying, not by a long stretch, is blog spam.
Seriously? Who decided this was a good idea?!
I had to activate comment moderation because I was getting spam on every single freaking post.
Does it seem to the casual viewer that this blog would be a fruitful place for Chinese ads??
Because to me, that seems like not only spam, but STUPID, annoying, unnecessary, pointless spam.
We did however, discuss above that my approach could be interpreted as closed-minded.
It's a good thing those spam comments don't track back to individuals because I might be tempted to do something unlady-like...
bwah hah hah.
Ok, I made myself laugh, I actually can't recall the last time I did ANYTHING lady-like.
ANYWAY, that is not the point,
the point is,
they make me want...
to do such things,
I know not what,
but they shall be the terrors of the earth!