Friday, July 30, 2010

Spam, spam, spam

Despite the Flying Circus' and Hawaiians' apparent affection for Spam™
I am not myself a fan of spam in any of its forms.
How closed-minded am I? hmmm?!
I know,
but I'm ok with it.

We won't even discuss the gelatinous goo in a can. I can't bear to think of it, gaah.
Regarding email; I have to say, I've never once felt the need to enlarge my penis or improve its performance. I am aware this is attributable more to my gender than my porn star capabilities, nevertheless, I have no interest in these offers.
I don't want to cash your check, see your naked pictures, or find out about your amazing job offer; leave me ALONE!!
And who are the people this works on?? WTF?!?!

Last but not least annoying, not by a long stretch, is blog spam.
Seriously? Who decided this was a good idea?!
I had to activate comment moderation because I was getting spam on every single freaking post.
Does it seem to the casual viewer that this blog would be a fruitful place for Chinese ads??
Because to me, that seems like not only spam, but STUPID, annoying, unnecessary, pointless spam.
We did however, discuss above that my approach could be interpreted as closed-minded.
It's a good thing those spam comments don't track back to individuals because I might be tempted to do something unlady-like...
bwah hah hah.
Ok, I made myself laugh, I actually can't recall the last time I did ANYTHING lady-like.
ANYWAY, that is not the point,
the point is,
they make me want...
to do such things,
I know not what,
but they shall be the terrors of the earth!

7 comments:

actonbell said...

Ew. Mystery meat, a product of a poor wartime nation... and I will hear Monty Python in my dreams:)

lime said...

force feed spam to the spammers!

Cooper said...

you get spam for penis enlargement and I get spam for breast enhancement...


what's wrong with this picture???

quilly said...

I love my WordPress blog because the spam rarely ever makes it to my post, however internet spam is the only kind I abhor. I have found one way to eat Spam, the gelatinous goo, that I actually like.

Did you know that Spam is perhaps the national food of Hawaii? Yep. And here one can buy Katsu Spam Musibi. It is yummy stuff. Trust me on this. Ha. I bet you'll have to trust me because you'll never try it.

tsduff said...

Spam is only fit for food rations in the bomb shelter - because it keeps forever in its neat little can with the key to roll back the metal ribbon on the lid. I know this because as a child I used to check out my Grandpa's mystery stairs down into his own private bomb shelter in the back yard of his Santa Monica, Ca home.

S said...

Oh yes, that is why I have comment mod on for the past year.
I wonder what the Chinese spam is saying, and, is it Engrish?

tilden talks... said...

Sshh, dear don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!