Overheard in the ladies room yesterday.
"Infinity scarves are the best because you never have to worry about the ends trailing on the bathroom floor or going in the toilet."
I feel certain there is a sad story implied there, perhaps more than one.
In other news, I am now a freak on the bus a couple times a week. Someone sat next to me and when I woke up shortly before my stop he'd moved. Did I snore? Fart in my sleep? Lay on his shoulder? I may never know but if I keep it up I will be sure to have a seat to myself, w00t!