Best autumn fashion tip ever

Overheard in the ladies room yesterday.

"Infinity scarves are the best because you never have to worry about the ends trailing on the bathroom floor or going in the toilet."

I feel certain there is a sad story implied there, perhaps more than one.

In other news, I am now a freak on the bus a couple times a week. Someone sat next to me and when I woke up shortly before my stop he'd moved. Did I snore? Fart in my sleep? Lay on his shoulder? I may never know but if I keep it up I will be sure to have a seat to myself, w00t!