"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
Monday, February 10, 2014
My plans for Monday evening
involving wearing this and going downhill somewhat faster that judiciousness would indicate is wise.
If I end up dead or broken, at least I will have done so in new and expensive clothing while looking ever-so-slightly like a badass in my new facemask and goggles.