Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Today's Mission...

which I have chosen and therefore accept, is to procure some decent left handed scissors.
Susie scored me a 40% off coupon and now I shall finally have my precious, precious lefty cutters again, no more paper folding over and kinking up between the blades, no more craning my head every which way to make sure I'm actually cutting where I want to be.
YAY!
Now my breath will be mintier, my lipstick won't smudge off on glasses and maybe my eyelashes will quit bumping into my sunglasses.
I am the eternal optimist.
Oh damn it, I'm running late, my life is ruined.
Bye!

17 comments:

VE said...

You'd think after all this time somebody could invent scissors that worked for both left and right handers without incident. Couldn't we have given up the "clapper" inlieu?

S said...

Im only letting you have the left handed coupon because as a child, I was forced to use right handed scissors......thereby turning me into a professional tailor....

It's terrible what right handed scissors can do!

Now people I am a lefty, AND a tailor and I find left handed scissors to be completely worthless...of course, my left middle finger grew completely crooked, my head is on sideways, my fingers raw and bleeeding pulps from trying to peel out the ppaer which has folded up and is kinked between the blades!

I wanna go to Value Villageeeee!

Bsoholic said...

Just don't run with the left handed scissors, because just like right handed scissors left handed ones can equally create nasty puncture wounds. :P

lime said...

just remmeber that now matter how left handed youare, when youare driving youstill have to do that on the right side in this country.

S said...

Dont worry LO, I got you some MORE lefty scissors! In the mail!

Candace said...

OMG, this means no one can use your scissors, doesn't it? Which means that you will (theoretically) always know where they are. I think I'm going to learn to cut left-handed.

Are you going ot post a picture of your new friend? (Pair of friends? How does this work, what with it being a pair of scissors and not just a scissor?)

the frogster said...

Hurry, Logo, hurry! I've read that like a million lefties are killed every year using righty things. Until you accomplish your mission, I fear for your safety.

wreckless said...

You poor women. I feel sorry for you many times. There are times I really don't understand you, and times that I... well I'll stop there, but so often I feel sorry for the upkeep and many problems you must bear.

Gawpo said...

I eat left handed.

I write left handed.

I scissor right handed.

Why? Please tell me WHY!!!

furiousBall said...

This is America...cut with your right hand....


just kiddin'

goldennib said...

Oh, no, you're left-handed. Oh, the inhumanity; D

snowelf said...

I hate that eyelashes thing!!! Wouldn't that be the day! :)

--snow

snavy said...

you should probably invest in some left-handed pinking sheers ...

i just can't see you being a big fan of the frayed edge

Dorky Dad said...

We just bought an entire truckload of scissors and promptly lost half of them. The Wife is a lefty, but she has had the same pair of lefty scissors since grade school.

cathy said...

It could be worse, you could be a left footer:)
You're not a ;eft footer are you?

Anyway I'm a left hander too and I feel for you. I do REALLY!

S said...

OMG Gawpo is such a freak! How can he cute with right hand?
Thats impossible for a lefty!

S said...

CUT*