1. Stepping in squooshy things,
2. Forgetting what I was saying midsentence,
3. Getting the wrong paint from the dork at the paint counter, having to drive 30 minutes to go get the right paint, waiting for over an hour while the paint clerk tries three different ways to GET the color I want and THEN driving back home and being late to get my son from the birthday party he was attending, etc. etc. etc.
4. Long winded complaints.
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Ew, squooshy things and um, ...
5. when yahoo decides i don't exist anymore and deletes my entire account. (insert a flood of invective directed at yahoo)
Now look here, about that dork ... um ... er ...
What was I going to say? Crap. I hate it when that happens.
Now see what happens when you dont bold and up the font?
I thought it said
1. Sleeping in squooshy things.
And ya know, I was just wondering, what would be in your bed that...oh, never mind...
At least you didn't forget what you were saying.
I like the brown with food stains pattern of wall paper; less cleaning that way...
I stepped in a squooshy thing just this very morning - it was a horribly misplaced dog poop first step out the back door. What on earth was that dog thinking? I was barefoot.
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