We quote movies and TV shows in daily conversation. Yes, we are THOSE people.
Here are some of our favorite quotes and this is by no means an inclusive list.
Know where these are from?
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"I say good day to you, sir, good day!"
(That 70s Show)
"Fine, go, you've stayed your hour."
(So I Married an Axemurderer)
"I care for fruit loops a great deal."
(So I Married an Axemurderer)
"Have this removed." (best applied to doorframes and bearing walls)
(Stripes)
"And now for something completely different."
(Monty Python's Flying Circus)
"You mock my pain!" (the correct response is, "Life is pain.")
(Princess Bride)
"As you wish."
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
(Seinfeld)
"It's a moral imperative."
(Real Genius)
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
“Death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!”
(MP Holy Grail)
“Thank you very little.”
(Fletch)
"Serenity NOW!"
(Seinfeld)
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
(Christmas Story)
“Enhance your calm.”
(Demolition Man)
"And you want to be my latex salesman."
(Seinfeld)
"I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
(MP Holy Grail)
“And we’re walking....and we’re walking.... and stop.”
(Dave)
"Have fun storming the castle!"
(Princess Bride)
“And the flowers are still standing!”
(Ghostbusters)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
(Princess Bride)
“It’s a thingee, a fiendish thingee!”
(Help! beatle's movie)
“Kent, this is God…. stop playing with yourself.”
(Real Genius)
"With this ring, I could, dare I say it, rule the world." ( and no, that is not LOTR)
(Help!0
"There is no spoon."
(Matrix)
"Luke, turn to the dark side, you knob."
(Strange Brew)
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What movie and TV quotes do you use?
29 comments:
A lot that you have on there as well as "Airplane" much to the annoyance of others around me. Also, Simpsons all the time, and Space Balls. Others too I am sure.
How fun! I do this, too!! Princess Bride, Tommy Boy, anything with Will Ferrell are all good movies to quote. And TV shows? Ah, man...so many. So many.
"We have a piper down, I repeat, we have a piper down"
"Evil, like the fru-eets of the devil, evil!"
"I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue"
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine"
"It's good to be the king"
You use all of those?
"(I'd better)...ease up on the linguine"...while patting belly.
"I take it black, like my men"
(I have to work really hard to use this one, since I dont drink coffee.)
We don't need no stinkin' (fill in the blank)"
One minute Im out saving the galaxy, and the next Im sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters."
"Aw, it was a Kombat Karl, they killed a Kombat Karl"
Welll ok I dont really say that one alot....just wanted to see if you were paying attn.
"..so..dominant!
"That is the trouble with India!"
OK you know what? I am so making this my next post! Mwah!
I began dating my husband because he kissed my hand and said, "As you wish." I had not seen the movie yet.
basically chez logo and house of limeshare all the PB and holy grail quotes you listed here...
also....
i'm thinkin', and my head hurts
and right now that is so true i can't think of any others.
"Thank you very little."
"The familiar red Oldsmobuick of Arnold T. Panz, Esquire."
"I love your body, Larry."
"Look! Defenseless babies!"
"We're in a gray area there." "How gray?" "Charcoal?"
"Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other."
"Spiders is good. They eats the cockroaches."
"Squeal like a pig!"
"I was going to use your razor, but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it."
"These walls are deplaning to a dangerous degree."
"My palatial imitation apartment building."
"Using the whole fist, doc?"
"What are you in for?" "Molesting a dead horse." "There's no crime in that. It's every man's right."
"I'm going to catch the last fifteen minutes of Dynasty."
"Can I borrow a towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
"Put it on the Underhill's bill."
And of course...
"I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."
Mine is fittingly 'yer doing it wrong'.
Hubby's says his is 'Dammit Jim....'
Ooooh, I love this!!! What a riot!!
OK, here are some of ours:
"Hallelujah, Jaffar!" (Boondock Saints)
"F---! A--!" but only when the kids aren't listening (ibid)
"Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing." (followed by a bad Riverdancing impression (ibid - OK, OK, we LOVE that flick!)
"We'll start the ass-kissing with YOU!" (OK, that was the last BSaints one. I think.)
"I'll have a Coke!" *with accompanying gesture) (Ok THAT was the last one)
"A moose bit my sister once"
"She's breakin' up Cap'n!"
"I speeeeek Eeeenglish. I lern it from a boook" (Fawlty Towers)
"Eess special filigree chhhamstah" (ibid)
"You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERVERT!"
"We've already got one, you see!"
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
"You Liar!"
"Do you wanna dance, or do you wanna DANCE?" (Thos Crown Affair)
OK, well, there are FAR more than I can ever mention, because we, too, are some of THOSE people. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ^_^
Oh, yeah! "Das a lotta Dimp!" (SuperTroopers)
"What are you gonna do, light my ass on fire?" (ibid)
"Eeeeeeevil shennanigans" (ibid)
"Scary, Roc" (back to Boondock Saints)
"We could kill, EVERYONE!" (same)
"I *hate* it!" (Notting Hill)
"Krispy Krem'a" (Star Wars IV)
"These are not the ____ you're looking for" (ibid)
Oh dear, I'm revealing my inner and outer geek.
BS~ Oh yes! There are some excellent lines in Spaceballs and Airplane, and the Simpsons, yeah, I have to admit, I quote them too.
Arm~ Tommyboy! There are some good ones in there.I love this one, "Listen up, you little spazoids!. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!" heh heh
Whistler~ How I love those moobies! "Head! Pants! Noooow!"
Susie~ I do, its true, and many others that are even more obscure. I thought about giving context for each but the post would have been way too long.
Blither~ That would have been a perfect place for a 50 First Dates 10 second Tom quote, just so you know :p
Goldennib~ Oooooh, he's a keeper.
Lime~ Ow, that no fun, take two asprin and call me in the morning.
Diesel~ So are you a Chevy Chase fan at all?
Annie~ Those are both very good, and extremely versatile, important traits if you are going to specialize.
Candace~ BS, huh? I shall have to add to my kwoo. Tee hee, I moose bit your sister, that may well be the best title sequence in the world and Fawlty Towers is GENIUS!!
Whoopy daisy! and we do the Jedi wave and the "These are not the..." too, heh heh. Which is not to say I am a geek!
:p
TRKEY/ KAYSERİ
(without reading any other comments..)
"Fine, go, you've stayed your hour."
So I married an Axe Murderer..hehe.. I can hear his accent in my head too.. :)
The fruit loops one is also from that movie :) "be careful, charlie"
"serenity NOW" is probably from Seinfeld.. I watch that more than I care to admit :P
"enhance your calm"??? I'm thinking Demolition Man.. ?? Is that right? "be well, john spartan" is coming to mind LOL
"kent this is god" hahaha.. is that weird science or something?? the kid with the braces?
anyways, this was fun! adam and i often quote movies, commercials, tv shows, ourselves (if we crack ourselves up enough..:P)
"Run Forest, Run!"
"And now for something completely different."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
And my favorite way to answer the phone when my friend is on the caller ID, "The Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking!"
Oh yeah! I forgot...
"One million dollars."
"Liquid hot magma."
"Zip it."
"No I don't... and don't call me Shirley."
"Is this some radical new therapy?"
"I got your (fill in the blank) right here."
"These are my recreation clothes"--Nacho Libre.
"All too easy"--Darth Vader.
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"--The warden in Cool Hand Luke.
"Respect my authoritah!"--Eric Catrman from South Park.
"Gosh!"--Napoleon Dynamite and one of my friends who looked and sounded just like him as a kid.
From Planes, Trains and Automobiles....
"I've got my hands between these two pillows...."
Those aren't two pillows!
Tom Tuttle from Tacoma, Washington.
Another John Candy,
"Here's a quarter...why don't you go downtown and get a rat to knaw that thing off your face."
"Buck. Buck Melanoma, nice to meet you."
And who could forget from the Big Chill, "I'll be right bat."
Loved all your Monty quotes. Quest for the Holy Grail had some awesome opening credits too, if you remember.
Thanks Logo, this made my day. Too hilarious!!!
OHhhh!!!!
Hubby and I always do Dr. Evil to each other.
For example he will walk into the kitchen and grab me from behind and say,"It got weird, didn't it?"
To which I reply, "Try the hot pockets, they are breathtaking."
I could go on for days with anything Austin Powers. Way too much to quote there!!!
Mwah!
OHhhh!!!!
Hubby and I always do Dr. Evil to each other.
For example he will walk into the kitchen and grab me from behind and say,"It got weird, didn't it?"
To which I reply, "Try the hot pockets, they are breathtaking."
I could go on for days with anything Austin Powers. Way too much to quote there!!!
Mwah!
My wife's favorite is "I'll alert the media". She says that EVERY TIME I tell her that I did something I'm proud of. It really bursts my bubble! :)
And I always say "I love this dirty town" when we go for our evening walk through town.
"Run away! Run away!"
"Make it so."
"I'm for it!"
"Live long and prosper."
How could I forget my fav?
from Aliens:
"Get away from her, you BITCH!"
Ripley, as the ultimate mother bear.
LOL!! I use quite a few of those too.
I tend to say,"Yay, I'm a llama again!" But, people don't get it.
sigh
Lime~ OK, fine, relax and eat a banana, ya complainer :p
Mustafa~ Good luck with that
Damsta~ Excellent guesses! "Kent, this is God..." is from Real Genius, other than that, you got it!
Balou~ Oh yes, those are excellent choices, I must say. Bouquet residence...heh heh, love that.
Joe~ Oh yeah baby, you got my (blank) ;)
Grunty~ My favorite Darth Vader line is, "You do not understand my power." :p
Dan~ Awww, you two are just the sweetest couple, sounds like she knows just how to handle you.
Claire~ heh heh, we also use a couple of those, I hope you don't have occasion to use the Ripley line much.
Snav~ When I set the alarm on the van sometimes we do the, "llama llama car alarma" tee hee
Blue~ Those were good ones too! "It got weird, didn't it?" is a classic, and heard around these parts as well.
Kent ... this is God. Stop playing with yourself. Awesome. I based much of my life on that movie.
Most of the quotes I use are from Blazing Saddles.
Dorky Dad~ Do you have a house full of popcorn? Do you hammer spikes through boards? Do you live in the closet? Blazing Saddles has alot of fodder, its true.
You have to do a new post like this. So many films. Here is one I use a lot:
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. "
(Jack Sparrow. Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl)
and some others,
"..Outside these city walls, into the Cursed Earth."
Judge Dredd
"There can only be one."
Highlander
"Make it so."
"Engage."
Star Trek
"Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest
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