Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Shirts and signs

I'm just not the type of gal who wears slogan shirts but if I was, here are a couple I still probably wouldn't wear in public even though I think they're kinda funny.


I'm cring on the inside, so my mascara doesn't run.


Last but not least here is a sign everyone needs to know.
Close your hand leaving your middle and pointer fingers up in the shape of a V.
Now whack yourself in the forehead with it as shown below.

Congratulations! You just told someone they are stupid. Now go forth and use this knowledge for quasi-good and not for evil.

Quasi-good = Substituting this gesture for actually obscenes ones when annoyed by poor driving technique.

Evil = Teaching this sign to small children or using it disrespectfully toward the Deaf.


13 comments:

Breazy said...

I like the slogans but like you I do not wear slogan tees unless I am at home cleaning or vegging on the couch.

Hope you have a good day!

xoxo

Em said...

I'm not much of a slogan t-shirt kind of guy...but those are pretty funny.

Gawpo said...

I am going to buy the one about balls and wear it. That should turn some heads.

Oh, and by the way---I am sitting at YOUR computer, typing this. You are in the kitchen. Thing UNO is eating his cereal. Thing DUE has eaten his cereal and is somewhere in the back of the house. Your dog is funny. She is sniffing my ankle.

lime said...

i just had a conversation this weekend that requires i now own and wear the shirt with cajones.

i am very very envious of gawpo. but i am happy for him and for you.

Pavel said...

Oh, I like funny t-shirts. And thanks for the sign language education!

ARM said...

I like the balls one

Balou said...

The balls one would be the perfect accessory for you biking days. That's a fun website.

Balou said...

Hey gawpo...throw a pencil on the floor and let us know who picks it up first. ;)

Mr. Fabulous said...

I think I prefer to use it for evil.

Big surprise.

actonbell said...

Sign language! That's what I neeeeed to get me through the day. I know someone who's plenty disrespectful, and deserves the infliction of an inside joke.

actonbell said...

...I also need to remember my earplugs...

goldennib said...

All right! A new way to wave at other drivers. Cool.

Ann(ie) said...

I love slogan tee's. I just got one that says "I'm really a big deal around here' with air quotes. hehe.