Shirts and signs

I'm just not the type of gal who wears slogan shirts but if I was, here are a couple I still probably wouldn't wear in public even though I think they're kinda funny.

I'm cring on the inside, so my mascara doesn't run.

Last but not least here is a sign everyone needs to know.

Close your hand leaving your middle and pointer fingers up in the shape of a V.

Now whack yourself in the forehead with it as shown below.

Congratulations! You just told someone they are stupid. Now go forth and use this knowledge for quasi-good and not for evil.

Quasi-good = Substituting this gesture for actually obscenes ones when annoyed by poor driving technique.

Evil = Teaching this sign to small children or using it disrespectfully toward the Deaf.