Monday, May 14, 2007

It's all been a lie!

I finally met a one armed paperhanger, and he wasn't busy at ALL!
He's collecting worker's comp, disability, and social security.
He sits on his ass ALL day doing NOTHING!

20 comments:

lime said...

hhmmm....they must be less hardy than the one armed quarry owners i know....

neva said...

wow... what a slacker. xox

Doug said...

Oh. Good. Then I am that busy.

egan said...

I totally feel you.

The Grunt said...

How did he lose his arm?

S said...

Well now that this event has occured, what have you got to look forward to?

Gawpo said...

Cool. The Fugitive meets Adolf Hitler. I like it.

Dan said...

ARE THERE OPENINGS???

I must know! I simply must know!!

wreckless said...

On to the next great exposure-now that I would have to see to believe.

actonbell said...

So, he's not a paperhanger anymore, right? He's an EXpaperhanger, collecting workers comp, disability, and social security. I'm curious: how did he lose an arm hanging paper?

Love those pics of the birthday boy at the needle:)

Balou said...

My brother's a one-armed stucco guy. I'm a nine fingered typer. Mom says "I raised them and sent them out into the world all in one piece and they come back missin' parts." But we both keep busy. :)

Jocelyn said...

Tell me he at least has a remote in that one hand, so he can watch his "Price Is Right"...

Breazy said...

LMAO!

Diesel said...

I KNEW it.

This was hilarious, btw.

G said...

Another belief shattered! And didn't I just use this phrase yesterday!

ARM said...

I don't get it. But everyone else seems to...

Todd said...

Arm, I'm with you on that one. I have no idea what a 'one armed paper hanger' is, but it sounds like Logo is making fun of the disabled again...

Chikken said...

There goes that adage! Or analogy. Or whatever you call it!

Logophile said...

Lime~ paperhangers vs. quarry owners? Yeah, for toughness I'd go with the quarryman, every time.

Neva~ Mwah! I know, I know, what can ya do?

Doug~ You are an overachiever.

Egan~Just keep swimming! If you dont get that, just wait a while and soon the wisdom of children's movies will seep into your consciousness and root out all other thought.

Grunt~ Papercut?

Susie~ Death and taxes, same as always.

Gawpo~ Are you on HIS side??

Dan~ Sure, but there are no benefits.

Wreckless~ Oh fine, and I bet you're the kind of guy who won't believe unless you get to poke people in the side, humph

Actonbell~ It was a fun day out. I wonder if there is some politically correct term for someone who is injured on the job like that, probably is.

Balou~ Dang, and your typing better than alot of 10 fingered folks I know!

Jocelyn~ Heaven help the fool who stands between a man and his remote!

Breazy~ :p

Diesel~ Thank you, thank you

G~ Tomorrow I plan to do an expose on how the sky is not blue, stay tuned! Well, ya know, if I have time.

Arm~ I was being oblique

Todd~ That would just make you like me more, wouldn't it?

Logophile said...

chikken~ Pop goes the weasel, or something like that, mwah