"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
Monday, May 14, 2007
It's all been a lie!
I finally met a one armed paperhanger, and he wasn't busy at ALL! He's collecting worker's comp, disability, and social security. He sits on his ass ALL day doing NOTHING!
My brother's a one-armed stucco guy. I'm a nine fingered typer. Mom says "I raised them and sent them out into the world all in one piece and they come back missin' parts." But we both keep busy. :)
Lime~ paperhangers vs. quarry owners? Yeah, for toughness I'd go with the quarryman, every time.
Neva~ Mwah! I know, I know, what can ya do?
Doug~ You are an overachiever.
Egan~Just keep swimming! If you dont get that, just wait a while and soon the wisdom of children's movies will seep into your consciousness and root out all other thought.
Grunt~ Papercut?
Susie~ Death and taxes, same as always.
Gawpo~ Are you on HIS side??
Dan~ Sure, but there are no benefits.
Wreckless~ Oh fine, and I bet you're the kind of guy who won't believe unless you get to poke people in the side, humph
Actonbell~ It was a fun day out. I wonder if there is some politically correct term for someone who is injured on the job like that, probably is.
Balou~ Dang, and your typing better than alot of 10 fingered folks I know!
Jocelyn~ Heaven help the fool who stands between a man and his remote!
Breazy~ :p
Diesel~ Thank you, thank you
G~ Tomorrow I plan to do an expose on how the sky is not blue, stay tuned! Well, ya know, if I have time.
Arm~ I was being oblique
Todd~ That would just make you like me more, wouldn't it?
18 comments:
hhmmm....they must be less hardy than the one armed quarry owners i know....
wow... what a slacker. xox
Oh. Good. Then I am that busy.
I totally feel you.
How did he lose his arm?
Well now that this event has occured, what have you got to look forward to?
ARE THERE OPENINGS???
I must know! I simply must know!!
On to the next great exposure-now that I would have to see to believe.
My brother's a one-armed stucco guy. I'm a nine fingered typer. Mom says "I raised them and sent them out into the world all in one piece and they come back missin' parts." But we both keep busy. :)
Tell me he at least has a remote in that one hand, so he can watch his "Price Is Right"...
LMAO!
I KNEW it.
This was hilarious, btw.
Another belief shattered! And didn't I just use this phrase yesterday!
I don't get it. But everyone else seems to...
Arm, I'm with you on that one. I have no idea what a 'one armed paper hanger' is, but it sounds like Logo is making fun of the disabled again...
There goes that adage! Or analogy. Or whatever you call it!
Lime~ paperhangers vs. quarry owners? Yeah, for toughness I'd go with the quarryman, every time.
Neva~ Mwah! I know, I know, what can ya do?
Doug~ You are an overachiever.
Egan~Just keep swimming! If you dont get that, just wait a while and soon the wisdom of children's movies will seep into your consciousness and root out all other thought.
Grunt~ Papercut?
Susie~ Death and taxes, same as always.
Gawpo~ Are you on HIS side??
Dan~ Sure, but there are no benefits.
Wreckless~ Oh fine, and I bet you're the kind of guy who won't believe unless you get to poke people in the side, humph
Actonbell~ It was a fun day out. I wonder if there is some politically correct term for someone who is injured on the job like that, probably is.
Balou~ Dang, and your typing better than alot of 10 fingered folks I know!
Jocelyn~ Heaven help the fool who stands between a man and his remote!
Breazy~ :p
Diesel~ Thank you, thank you
G~ Tomorrow I plan to do an expose on how the sky is not blue, stay tuned! Well, ya know, if I have time.
Arm~ I was being oblique
Todd~ That would just make you like me more, wouldn't it?
chikken~ Pop goes the weasel, or something like that, mwah
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