Alright, since it seems no matter what we do we are constantly facing the challenges of a humanoid bias, we are going to do this meme from Damasta together.
The answerer is denoted by initial.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
A-Holy tuna, they are lucky to have me!
L- Holy mother of a Hindu cow, what happened to me?
2. How much cash do you have on you?
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
4. Favorite planet?:
L-Earth is working pretty well for me.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A- human bias!
L-My esteemed elder sister, Logorrhea
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
L- This nice little calypso number
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A-WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!
L-A brown shirt
8. Do you "label" yourself?
A-No, but I have a lovely collar with some tags.
L- My label in my jeans says Levi
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing now:
L-I am in the house, I don't have shoes on, the ones I just took off were Nine West though
10. Bright or Dark Room?
If it is natural light, as bright as possible.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Damasta is the BEST!!
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
A-sleeping, twitching, drooling
L-sleeping, twitching, drooling
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?:
L- I discontinued this service because I was getting charged for some stupid daily horoscope
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?:
Not anywhere close
16. What's a saying(s) that you say a lot?
L- Is that how you should phrase that?
17.Who told you they loved you last?
A-The Alpha Male
L-The esteemed elder sister
18. Last furry thing you touched?
A-We don't want to discuss that in public, do we?
19. How Many days of work did you miss this week:
A- I never miss a day, I am here, day after day, being cute and adorable.
L- You mean some of you don't slave away every single day of your freaking lives?
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
L-We are well into the digital age, thank you very much.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
A-One is really working for me so far.
22. Your worst enemy?:
A- The vacuum, I am telling you, there is something wrong there, they don't listen to me, but when the mayhem ensues all can say is, I tried to warn you!
23. What is your current desktop picture:
A&L- brown with coffee cups
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
L-"Stop it, go lay down or something."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
A- Flying dog, yeah baby, how do you like me NOW?
L- If I had a million dollars I could go to flight school, and still have some left.
26. Do you like someone?
A- Ssniff sniff, my Golden boy, but he never writes, he never calls, thanks for bringing it up, now why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it?? And then there is Casper, and Bucky...hey, I am young, I have to keep my options open.
L-Yes, of course! What, you think I am some hateful person? Of course I like some people, sheesh
27. The last song you listened to?
28. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?
Pam as a flotation device, Carmen has a better porn star name though