Saturday, January 21, 2006

Dog Property Laws

Thing One and Thing Two also seem to subscribe to these principles.

If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.

8 comments:

bsoholic said...

Hahaha! Sounds about right. I think my cat follows some of those rules too!

lime said...

i recognize those symptoms

Lily said...

Ariella you are so cute.

My 5yr old cousin has the same set of rules. That's not so cute.

schnoodlepooh said...

Ariella you are so smart. Those are the dog rules. Or should we say dogs rule??!!!

Tan Lucy Pez said...

These are the Universal Rules of Childhood.

I've never seen them in writing before. Good job.

Chatham said...

My brother follows those rules, too.

Breazy said...

you know when I read these principles the first time I was thinking that kids sometimes abide by these rules ! LOL!

snavy said...

OMG - Those are my rules too.

And, yes I have licked things so my sister would not touch them. (as recently as last year)