Your Lotions
Your Towels
Your Toothbrush
As you can see, I am a pretty low maintainance gal, really.
Oh well, we can't all be perfect.
Wondering about the SPF thing? Go see Kristine
AND
As some of you may have seen, in the recent dog show,
a Portuguese Water Dog was oh so close to taking the group (Working Dog)
So, here are a few possible reasons why that gorgeous Porty got edged out.
Top Ten Excuses For Losing The Dog Show
10) Mistaken in assumption there would be chance to show off talent for drinking from toilet
9) Thought I saw that little chuckwagon
8) Bad idea going to Don King's barber
7) Caught in a lie claiming to be Cycle Two dog when I'm really Cycle Three
6) Shouldn't have picked Quayle as running mate
5) My lifelong battle with problem drool
4) During spelling portion, spelled "ubiquitous" with two B's
3) Didn't know that was the judge's leg
2) Money goes to trainer anyway, so let him stand naked in a carpeted ice skating rink and be touched by a stranger in a bad suit
1) Like me, the whole thing was fixed (Damn you Bob Barker, DAMN YOU)
(we acknowledge the David Letterman show for their contribution to this post)
10 comments:
Yeah, those humans have way too many beauty products! We groom ourselves just fine, thank you, without all that fancy stuff. Hey, we can't help it if we leave cat and dog fluff all over the house, that's what the vacuum is for.
(PS I'm sleeping in the dogs bed again! Hee hee, Oaty)
"Grrrrr!"
Love Oaty and Rio
You know, I wouldn't have been surprised if the AF wrote this herself. Funny stuff!
ariella darling.....i really think youneed to learn forgiveness in order to find peace. this grudge agasint bob barker is ruining you
I like the comparative pics :) Pretty creative! I played too!
I liked your SPF setup! Nice
I played:)
Low maintenance is good! Happy SPF!
Being high maintenance is not always a bad thing.
I played.
My Stuff
Damn you Bob Barker.
Digging the simplicity of your SPF.
THanks for playing...
"lifelong battle with problem drool" LOLOLOLOLOL xoxo
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