Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Happy HUMP Day!

Last week we discussed legs we'd like to hump. This week I'd like to take it the other direction.
Whose leg would you not touch with a ten foot pole? We all know of at least a couple.
Try to limit yourself to the top couple and if not a public figure please provide adequate details so we can revel in the horror and the disgustingness of it all, thank you.
Here is my nomination for:
Dog I'd Rather Die Than Do.

Be afraid, be very afraid.


bsoholic said...

Ugh, I hate that dog! I seen it somewere online. Like the worlds ugliest dog award.

Hmmmmm legs I would not like to hump.... I'd have to say... and this is out there..... PARIS HILTON!


snavy said...

My eyes!!!! Make it go away!!!!

weirsdo said...

I do not breed or make breeding gestures with the Far Right.
No doubt they are breathing sighs of relief.

barefoot_mistress said...


Will not go there.....

lime said...

donald trump tops the list, eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!! i need a shower even thinking about it

Breazy said...

Damn!! that is the ugliest dog I have ever laid my eyes on ! I agree with Bs. He is soooo smart . hehe I HATE Paris Hilton and I do believe that she is proof that you don't have to be poor and live in a trailer to be poor white trailer trash! Happy Hump Day !

Lily said...

ew... ew ew ew...
let's see... who wouldn't I hump? How about the man living across the street. Need I say more? Public Figure... Tom Cruise. I can't stand that man.

DaMasta said...

1)lyle lovitt, god bless you julia roberts
2)the creepy guy in loss prevention. he's a stalker.
3)ANY guy in loss prevention.
4)anyone shorter than me.
5)orlando bloom. too wishy washy for me.
6)jude law. he's a manwhore.
7)brad pitt. he's dating a whore.
8)lance bass. he's a space cadet. literally.
9)dave navarro. i can't sleep with someone who looks prettier than me in makeup.
10)dennis rodman. ew. double ew. ew. ew. ew.

mireille said...

I think Damasta said it all. xoxo

The Village Idiot said...

legs i would not hump

My own
britney spears
david hasselhof

The Village Idiot said...

This is the east coast idiot and that is one seriously ugly dog.

as for who I would or wouldn't hump is there a formula involving a sliding scale for the number of beers consumed?

If we're going on a no beer scale, I think I'd have to take y'all to the local Walmart and point people out for ya. If there's beer involved, all bets are off.

Belinda said...

Tom Cruise
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney
All the leading Hollywood androgynous girlie-men who weigh 120 lbs. soaking wet and don't make up one half of the man Cary Grant was. I'm talking to you, Orlando, Brad, Colin (Farrell, not Firth),LEO (shudder), Jude...the single exception is Johhny Depp.

And Benicio del Toro.

Ariella said...

All good choices!
Wow, such discriminating readers I have.
I am honored.

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