Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Happy HUMP Day!!

It is halfway through the week and here is a lil humor to ease you over the hump.
10 reasons it is great to be a dog.
1. No one expects you to take a bath every day.
2. Your friends never expect you to pay for anything.
3. If it itches, you can reach it.
4. No matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it
5. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive.
6. No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.
7. As an adult, it's OK if you haven't "amounted to anything"
8. You don't have to worry about good table manners.
9. Someone else combs your hair.
10. If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

And a couple more, just because you are still here.

What's the difference between a new spouse and a new dog?
After a couple years the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you call a brilliant blonde?
A golden retriever.
(That's for you big boy, you know how I love a clever dog)

AND THE BIG HUMP DAY FINALE

How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

OK, it wasn't worth the wait, sorry, but it went with the theme.

14 comments:

snavy said...

LOL!! Ariella - you are such a funny girl!!! Happy Hump Day!!

lime said...

i think you forgot the most obvious...being able to lick your own genitals

Tan Lucy Pez said...

LOL. Good stuff, cheap.

Saw you on Doug's Waking Ambrose and you sounded so interesting I came over. I wasn't disappointed.

DaMasta said...

Wait. Am I the only one upset that we didn't get to talk about who I'd hump?

bsoholic said...

LOL! Those were pretty funny! :)

Sar said...

Tee Hee! I had no idea what a cute & funny dog you were, Ariella. Thanks for a morning giggle. :)

Jodes said...

LOL

Ariella said...

Snav~ aw, thanks! Happy hump day to you too!

Lime~ I figured that one was a given and I am expecting some classy people to stop by today so I thought I would try to tone it up a little, whatcha think?

Tan Pez Lucy~ Yay~ Thanks for coming, glad to see your cute lil head on my side of the street. If you like cheap fun- stick around!

Damasta~Honey, if you really want to get into it, go ahead! We're listening.

BS~ As long as it brought a smile to your cute lil face they were good enough!

Sar~ Cute and funny, oh yeah, I'll take that, and glad you giggled!

Jodes~ Keep laughing, it is good for ya!

barefoot_mistress said...

LOL....too funny! Such a lovely picture of you on the beach, Ariella!

Minka said...

Came here over Waking Ambrose and a good trip it was. I myself do not have a dog, but two birds...and I am intrigued to write a post about how they might perceive their life, with all its freedom. That is as soon as I get my blog to work properly!

Doug said...

Good girl, Ariella! That was funny even if it went over some people's heads.

Lily said...

I showed it to my dog Jez and she absolutely loved it. Two paws way way up!

Thomcat said...

hahaha - that last one was a real knee slapper !

Scott & Julia said...

LOL, Ariella, we love you! It's just so good being dogs!

-Kate & Opie