Half Nekkid Thursday!

Today we present..

The day the AF conducted physics experiments and found out Newton was right.

Logo went across the street

She didn't look both ways

Logo forgot what happened then

It's all kind of a haze.

A car hit Logo quickly

Logo began to fly

But her head went through the windshield

She never reached the sky.

Logo skid across the pavement

Then laid there in a heap

traffic was blocked for miles

Blood began to seep.

The aid car took her into town

A clinic took her in

They said she was all busted up

in need of rods and pins.

Her scapula was broken

So was her collarbone

Her leg looked like a phone pole

And her head needed sewn.

They did a CAT scan of her brain

because she was so dizzy

She couldn't sit up on her own

She kept the nurses busy.

Weeks later she got to go back home

It was a year till she could walk

That was over ten years ago now

She can ski and even climb rocks.

But let this be a lesson to all

It can be dangerous to use your feet

Don't be brave, take this advice

Take a bus to cross the street!

Now to the pictures, the first is two of the lovely titanium screws and rod that were inserted and later removed from the lower left leg of the Alpha Female. For those who love gory details, they pop the kneecap off to do this.
Next is the leg which had the rod in it for about four years, requiring three surgeries, fun fun fun!

Note the lovely scar on the knee? and there are small frankenstein-ish scars on the inner ankle too.

Last we have the misshapen collarbone curtesy of the roof of the car. The shoulderblade was a more impressive break, but no visible signs, so we have to make do this. There ya have it! This is why we are big fans of crosswalks. Happy HNT!

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