Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

One reason I am thankful:
My people don't do this to me,
ever.

Thank heaven for small mercies.
And now a couple jokes.
First, a clean one.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Now a mildly suggestive one,
Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? It's served with very little dressing.
And now the ones that sound really dirty, but are really just passing comments on Thanksgiving.

10. "Talk about a huge breast!"
9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
8. "Don't play with your meat."
7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Happy Turkey Day, turkeys!
And to my non-US blogging friends, have a great Thursday!
Hope your day is full of laughter, fun, great food, family, friends and joy.

15 comments:

Doug said...

Happy thanksgiving to you, you dirty dog.

bsoholic said...

LMAO! Funny stuff!!!

Happy Turkey Day to you too!

Lily said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope Thing One and Thing Two manage to sneak you some turkey!

barefoot_mistress said...

OH Man, I am totally laughing me head off, I could barely read it to Gary.....

Happy Thanksgiving Ariella and family!

lime said...

a very good reason to be thankful! and a great set of lines too! happy thanksgiving to you and your family.

mireille said...

Happy, happy Thanksgiving, Ariella! xoxoxo, Bucky

snavy said...

LOL!!! Too cute!! Happy HNT & Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Lee Ann said...

sososo cute! Happy HNT!

Seamus said...

ROFLMAO - Happy HNT and Happy Thanksgiving! :)

Fred said...

I promise not to play with my meat today.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Kyahgirl said...

Ariella, you're a riot. I'm thankful that I found your blog!
Have a great day and I hope the AF and AM slip you a little turkey on the side :-)

Scott & Julia said...

Happy Thanksgiving Ariella and family! Since we already had T-Day last month, have some extra turkey and pie for me too, will you? :)

schnoodlepooh said...

I hope you get some good leftovers, Ariella.

Breazy said...

LOL! Happy HNT Thanksgiving !

robmcj said...

I enjoyed the first joke the best!

Happy Half Naked Thanksgiving, robmcj