Ten Top Trivia Tips about Logophile!
- Banging your head against logophile uses 150 calories an hour.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by logophile.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted logophile.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is logophile.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same logophile.
- Logophile does not have toes.
- Logophile is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
- About 100 people choke to death on logophile each year.
- A logophileometer is used to measure logophile.
- Logophile was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ariella!
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Ariella!
- Ariella is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Ariella.
- Ariella can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ariella would protect them from evil spirits.
- Ariella will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
- Ariella, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Ariella to reach the earth's core.
- Ariella is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
- Ariella will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
Consider yourselves edified.
12 comments:
Logo, about your #7, don't worry sweetie. MY tongue is thirty-nine inches long. We'll figure things out.
:P
xoxo
My top five:
* Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of fred in a day.
* 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by fred.
* According to the story, Pinocchio was made of fred!
* Fred can smell some things up to six miles away.
* The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained fred.
I'm off to go look for a UFO.
Thomas~ We all are, honey, it's ok. Just pretend you know what's happening, that is what the rest of us are doing.
Damasta~ I think they got that one wrong, 'member that pic of me on Hijacked? There was definitely at least a little tongue sticking out.
Fred~ 68%?? Sheesh, you are a busy man! Is THAT what you are really doing when you "go to Las Vegas"?
Village Idiot~ I think you need to do this!
Banging your head against logophile uses 150 calories an hour. - lol
I think I'll stick with the treadmill!
golly, the things i've learned!
Well, you certainly told the schnoodlepoohs some things that we did not know.
Ohhh, so no wonder you dont like to be barefoot...no toes? Hmnnn...
These are too funny, Logo!
1. Sar is the world's largest rodent!
2. More people are killed by Sar each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3. Sar has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4. Sar has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Sar!
6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sar and compline!
7. The risk of being struck by Sar is one occurence every 9,300 years!
8. Olive oil was used for washing Sar in the ancient Mediterranean world!
9. Sar is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sar.
Snav~ Thank you! I appreciate that.
Lime~ so glad I helped broaden your knowledge with these invaluable tips!
Schnoodlepooh~ We are an educational service, maybe we can get a grant!
Susie~ I think I have enough pics of my toes on this blog that you can tell that tip is fictionalized as well. Although I would repost some you like :-P
Sar~ Those are great, stop killing and blinding people, dang it, or I will use some yellow against you!! lol
What's the difference between an Ariella straight and an Ariella under the influence of that Mental hat? Inquiring minds want to know.
Egan~ Clarification in a whole other post, just for you.
I see your post now. Very clever, very clever.
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