Monday, February 06, 2006

It's Monday! That means it is ALL ABOUT ME!

Ok, it can be about you too,go see Robin,
she will 'splain (and she always has a very interesting story to tell too).

From my list of 101 things about me.
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96 I have a deep and unreasonable fear of the vacuum cleaner.



What is WITH you people? Does it not make sense to you that noisy things that suck stuff up and growl along suspiciously are not to be trusted?? You stick a silly smile on one and think that makes it BETTER?!?!
What is the deal with that? ANDas if that were not bizzare enough!
Now you can get an EAR vacuum!?

That is just so wrong.

97 Yes, I know that it is unreasonable, I said that, just consider it part of my charm



Alright, so it may not have happened yet, I am just warning you, when Skynet takes control and the vacuums revolt don't try to say I didn't warn you, ok!!

11 comments:

schnoodlepooh said...

Vacuum cleaners cannot be trusted. They are alive. They must be carefully watched and if necessary, barked at.

Minka said...

Vacuum cleaners...hmmm. Never really thought about them, they don´t scare me all that much, although I understand your point! That ear thing is just ridiculous.
I have an unreasonable fear of snakes. I really do, until a couple of years ago I couldn´t watch them crawling around in the television set. I am getting better at it though. I live in Iceland. No snakes here, come to think of it little variety of animals besides horses, sheep, cows, dogs, cats and birds.
I likes it :)

lime said...

youcan chew through the cord so as to render it unusable....

Rio said...

I hate vacuums too! And, they tell me they need it to vacuum up MT hair! Well, I never!

I say we blow up all vacuums!

Love, Rio

bsoholic said...

LOL @ the skynet reference! That'll be an aweful day.

Kyahgirl said...

Casper used to bark maniacally at the vacuum cleaner. Thank god he grew out of that!

snavy said...

My girls have a strange fear of the vacuum - they hate the noise.

I fear the vacuum because it means house work - yuck!!

LOL at cartoon!!!

Breazy said...

LOL! I like the cartoon . The vaccum sure looks like a happy lil guy !

Sar said...

My cat gets so freaked out, and I'm evil because I think it's completely hysterical when she goes flying out of the room.

Love the cartoon!

Lily said...

I feel your pain. Vacuum cleaners hate me... it's a constant battle around here. I know they're out to get me... the shop-vac is their leader.

Fred said...

I'm the one who vacuums in the house, so I'll be sure to be careful next time. The Missus would be mad at me if this happened.