and I have nothing interesting to report.
The Alpha Female and the Things have fled to the west, and slightly north, sort of west by northwest so to speak.
So we are stealing (borrowing, perpetuating, etc.) the fun lil thing Snav did on her blog.
Wish fulfillment with a twist!
For example,
Susie would say...
"I wish I could go to India."
Lime could reply...
"Granted, but you are going freight cargo, in summer.
I wish I was on the beach."
Sar might answer...
"Granted, but it is the beach in Washing ton state, and it is pouring rain.
I wish I had some new shoes."
Etc. etc. etc.
This was TONS of fun on Snav's World, hope it's a good time here.
I will start us out.
I wish I had opposable thumbs.
21 comments:
Okay, you can have opposable thumbs, but you have a way cuter tail.
schnoodle needs to make a wish now
The tail is stunning, but can you fly with it? I wish I could fly!
granted, but you have to carry a full payload of toxic and biohazard waste with you.
i wish i could eat all the chocolate i wanted and not gain weight
Granted but its only white chocolate.
I wish I had a lot of money.
granted, but now you are volitile!
I wish I could teleport, rather than have to drive home.
granted but what happens when you get stuck in a pattern buffer
I wish my banana was larger
Granted, but now it is all spotted...heh heh
I wish I had some new shoes.
Granted... but were did your socks all go now?
I wish I was out of work now!
Granted...but now you're at your parents house and there is NO beer!!!
I wish I had a cleaning service.
Granted but the sign on the cleaning ladys truck reads Amelia Bedelia.
I wish I was lying on a sunny southern california beach right now, with a lemonade.
Granted, but your lemonade has a fly in it.
I wish I could be with the one I love.
Granted ... but you're both falling into an active volcano - DAYUM!!
I wish I had my own jet.
Granted, but it landed you on the island of LOST.
I wish I could go to France.
Granted, but but you are at Normandy, and it is June 6th, 1944.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
Granted but it's 11:30 am and you are still asleep, the house is a mess, the kids are starving and the hubby wants lovin'..get up and get busy!
I wish I had a tootsie pop!
Hello all.
I'm a friend of the AF and she had me check out Ariella's blog. Hello Ariella! This looks like fun...
To Barefoot Mistress: Granted, but you've got a roaring case of tooth decay. :(
I wish my dissertation were finished!
Jon! XXOO
Granted, but it sucks, kiss that degree buh bye!
I wish I had a more gracious and merciful nature.
Granted, but everybody would take advantage of you.
I wish I wouldn´t have to move!
Granted. But you sprout roots and become a tree.
I wish for personal happiness for me and my friends and family and peace on earth.
granted but life becomes so boring you kill yourself.
I wish I were an oscar myer weiner!
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