Friday, February 24, 2006

It is Friday...

and I have nothing interesting to report.
The Alpha Female and the Things have fled to the west, and slightly north, sort of west by northwest so to speak.
So we are stealing (borrowing, perpetuating, etc.) the fun lil thing Snav did on her blog.
Wish fulfillment with a twist!
For example,

Susie would say...
"I wish I could go to India."
Lime could reply...
"Granted, but you are going freight cargo, in summer.
I wish I was on the beach."
Sar might answer...
"Granted, but it is the beach in Washing ton state, and it is pouring rain.
I wish I had some new shoes."

Etc. etc. etc.
This was TONS of fun on Snav's World, hope it's a good time here.
I will start us out.

I wish I had opposable thumbs.

22 comments:

schnoodlepooh said...

Okay, you can have opposable thumbs, but you have a way cuter tail.

lime said...

schnoodle needs to make a wish now

Minka said...

The tail is stunning, but can you fly with it? I wish I could fly!

lime said...

granted, but you have to carry a full payload of toxic and biohazard waste with you.

i wish i could eat all the chocolate i wanted and not gain weight

bsoholic said...

Granted but its only white chocolate.

I wish I had a lot of money.

Seamus said...

If money were cosmic it would be a black hole.

I wish I weren't inert!

logo said...

granted, but now you are volitile!
I wish I could teleport, rather than have to drive home.

The Village Idiot said...

granted but what happens when you get stuck in a pattern buffer

I wish my banana was larger

logo said...

Granted, but now it is all spotted...heh heh


I wish I had some new shoes.

Thomcat said...

Granted... but were did your socks all go now?

I wish I was out of work now!

snavy said...

Granted...but now you're at your parents house and there is NO beer!!!

I wish I had a cleaning service.

barefoot_mistress said...

Granted but the sign on the cleaning ladys truck reads Amelia Bedelia.

I wish I was lying on a sunny southern california beach right now, with a lemonade.

DaMasta said...

Granted, but your lemonade has a fly in it.

I wish I could be with the one I love.

snavy said...

Granted ... but you're both falling into an active volcano - DAYUM!!

I wish I had my own jet.

Sar said...

Granted, but it landed you on the island of LOST.

I wish I could go to France.

logo said...

Granted, but but you are at Normandy, and it is June 6th, 1944.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

barefoot_mistress said...

Granted but it's 11:30 am and you are still asleep, the house is a mess, the kids are starving and the hubby wants lovin'..get up and get busy!

I wish I had a tootsie pop!

Jonathan said...

Hello all.

I'm a friend of the AF and she had me check out Ariella's blog. Hello Ariella! This looks like fun...

To Barefoot Mistress: Granted, but you've got a roaring case of tooth decay. :(

I wish my dissertation were finished!

logo said...

Jon! XXOO
Granted, but it sucks, kiss that degree buh bye!

I wish I had a more gracious and merciful nature.

Minka said...

Granted, but everybody would take advantage of you.
I wish I wouldn´t have to move!

Jonathan said...

Granted. But you sprout roots and become a tree.

I wish for personal happiness for me and my friends and family and peace on earth.

bsoholic said...

granted but life becomes so boring you kill yourself.

I wish I were an oscar myer weiner!