Saturday, February 11, 2006

In keeping with yesterday's theme

Ever wonder about the Zodiac stuff?
Well, here is a bunch of useless stuff about people classified as Aquarians.


More than you ever wanted to know about people born
Jan 20- Feb19

The Sun shone in Aquarius, a masculine sign, on your birthday. The Sun stands for our inner nature, or character.
The eleventh sign of the zodiac, Aquarius, the Water-Bearer, is ruled by serious Saturn and outrageous Uranus.
What an alarming mixture! A fixed sign, Aquarius governs intellect and originality.
It is an Air sign, which makes Aquarians generally intelligent, unorthodox and inventive, although you often appear to be eerily detached and personally uninvolved.
The Sun, ruler of our inner nature, is in the sign of its detriment here, for Saturn, the ruler of the outer darkness, is enthroned in Aquarius.
The erratic energy of Uranus, planet of the unorthodox and eclectic, makes you unpredictable and subject to profound and unexpected deviations from the norm.
Yet, due to the restrictive influence of Saturn, Aquarians exhibit considerable personal stability and work well within a structured environment.
These apparently contradictory influences work strangely well together in you.
The emblem for Aquarius is a man pouring water, the collective consciousness of mankind. As an idealist, you champion the highest principles, while at the same time being an independent thinker.
Determined Aquarius, a fixed sign, can be stubborn, offhand and resistant to imposed changes. You accept the substantial alterations in life as a challenge, but are quite averse to those small changes which can throw a spanner in the works.
When confronted with unreasonable authoritarian demands or dogmatic principles to which you do not subscribe, you rebel. You certainly resent being told what to do, although you can be quite co-operative when properly approached.
Aquarians are naturally sceptical; they like to test things for themselves, but, once convinced, become firm in their determination to see things through. Anyone who wants to get on side with you needs to see what must be done and share the load without being asked.
You are somewhat prone to immersing yourself in unorthodox fields of study and can make significant discoveries off the beaten track. A lover of science and originality, you treasure the unique while immersing yourself in the traditional. You readily adopt lifestyles and ideas that run counter to the mainstream and you try to visualize any situation objectively, as a kind of mental exercise.
In relationships, your intellectual approach makes you seem interested, but not particularly passionate or possessive. Of course you do not really lack passion, for when you focus your feelings, your passion is as intense as it is inspirational.
Most of you are less than fabulous cooks, although you'll eat just about anything!
So far as sports are concerned, my dears, as long as you can participate in such activities with a partner, or as part of a team, you can get quite enthusiastic about it, so have little trouble keeping physically fit. You do have a tendency to laziness, however.
Aquarius rules shins, ankles, and the circulatory system, while cramps, allergies, sudden illness and freak accidents are common for Aquarians.
Your birthstone is amethyst, the healing gemstone, which restores and maintains mental equilibrium. Flowers for Aquarians include the gladioli, tiger lily, trillium and bird of paradise.
Ruled by Uranus, the unconventional god of the sky, you always aim high and wild, although your co-ruler, Saturn, the god of karma and restriction, usually keeps your feet firmly on the ground.
Aquarius, a masculine sign, is adventurous and not averse to the thrill of risk-taking. No timidity for you!
Your optimism and positivity, combined with idealism and the need to break new ground can lead you into quite unfamiliar territory - not that this bothers you, for you are willing to follow any new lead to its conclusion.
Your emblem is the Water Bearer, pouring the water of originality, idealism and consciousness onto the parched earth of materialism and dullness. You stand at the vanguard of original thinking and tolerance.
Your freedom is extremely important and you hate to be tied down. Because your mind may be absorbed in something else, you may not notice infringements to this rule for some time. When you do notice, you may react explosively and head for the door.
An unconventional nature makes you impatient with less adventurous souls, while your powerful intellect propels you into original thought and a desire to take things to the limit in unusual directions. You are a sucker for anything ground breaking. You are open to all forms of experimentation (in the search for new knowledge) and the field of sexuality and relationships is no exception. Even though deep down you seek security, your love of originality and exploring unusual new fields of endeavour gives you an attraction for partners with interesting, unconventional minds (and bodies). I might add that if their sexuality is unconventional too, you'll more than play along - at least until you've extracted a new chapter for your own personal x-files! Your sex-drive is not unduly strong, but your need to explore and be stimulated sometimes gives others the impression that your desires are rampant. Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox and experimental. You are however able to view your body's activities in quite a detached light, some partners find that difficult to understand. Admirers should be aware of your need for experimentation and, from time to time, need for solitude to recharge your batteries.
Charming, exciting and unpredictable, yet somehow strangely detached from the proceedings, you are one of the zodiac's most eccentric personalities. Your powerful intellect propels you into original thought and desire to take things to the limit in all manner of offbeat directions. You definitely look for the unusual and challenging, while at the same time seeking romance, tenderness and understanding in your relationships.
Aquarius is a fixed sign, but you are not stuck in the mud. You can seem to be rather impersonal, but this is because you are immersed in the bigger picture. Your deepest needs are for a satisfying and complementary relationship, which gives you freedom and tolerance along with both mental and physical stimulation. With the right person you are a passionate, uninhibited and understanding lover and partner for life.

Whew, that was a long post!

5 comments:

lime said...

The erratic energy of Uranus...

i couldn't get past that line....sorry...bwaHAHAHA~!

Thomcat said...

i always wondered about moons rising and houses on Uranus ...

Minka said...

Mom is an aquarius, fits her pretty well...to an extend. Taht is the problem I have with horoscopes...they fit alright to almost anybody;)

Fred said...

How come I didn't read about about an Aquarius being long-winded? :)

Ariella said...

Fred,
This clever and concise Porty was born April 23, 2004. I am NOT an aquarius.