This is an Ariella.
This is a sassy lil Portuguese Water Dog,
almost 2, single and straight.
Refuses to wear clothing, deems it below her dignity, would NEVER wear Mental headgear.
This is a logo (logophile, Alpha Female)
This is a smart mouthed redhead,
just turned 35, married and straight.
Under the influence of Mental headgear has been known to attempt ski runs far beyond her skill level and also to make appalling faces.