Happy Hump Day!

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At the top of my links in an Odeo button, you can leave me a recording of yourself!
Isn't that exciting??


Yesterday the AF went and helped the esteemed elder sister pack up a couple of boxes in preparation for her move across town.
Today she is going to be busy too, I fear an exploding head due to internet withdrawal, it if is really impressive we will capture the moment on film, well, a memory chip anyway.

And another dose of Mitch
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I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again," because apparently they were having a contest I was unaware of.
But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong.
Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me — "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait — Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

I saw a wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude — you have to wait!"

I asked this guy for directions to the store. He said "Oh, that's just a hop, skip and a jump away."
Well... that ain't how I'm getting there. You got any directions for those who are walking?

I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table.