Monday, August 13th is
More will be said on this topic. I just thought I would warn you.
Just in case you are really looking forward to it, here is a joke to hold you over.
Conversation over dinner:
A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?"
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?"
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"
9 comments:
Snort.
I'm lefthanded, and so are both of our kids, so I guess I now have an excuse to go out for ice cream on Monday!
LOL @ the joke. and how should a righthanded one mark this day in a an appropriately respectful manner?
ok, n/m i read the site. and i will say this, although i am a righty i always knew there were certain things i was more comfortable doing left handed and when i demolished my left hard/arm it was REALLY frustrating to have to do them right handed. or even for certain two handed tasks to be done without my trusty left hand....vive la gauche!
Left-handed freaks...
Being left handed ROCKS!!!!!
Huge or (yyyuuuuggge) guffaw from me on that one. Out loud chortling.
Thanks, I needed that.
xo
Blue
Left-hand humour...me being a righty doesn't get it.
Kidding!
Happy International Left-Hander's Day!!
Ah, I've heard that with the punchline "Will he wear my clothes?" "No, he's much too thin."
Um ... were you recording the conversation I had last week with my wife?
Actually, The Wife is a southpaw. So I suppose I should be extra nice to her tomorrow.
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