Saturday, August 11, 2007

Heads Up!

Monday, August 13th is
More will be said on this topic. I just thought I would warn you.
Just in case you are really looking forward to it, here is a joke to hold you over.
Conversation over dinner:
A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"

10 comments:

Jocelyn said...

Snort.

I'm lefthanded, and so are both of our kids, so I guess I now have an excuse to go out for ice cream on Monday!

lime said...

LOL @ the joke. and how should a righthanded one mark this day in a an appropriately respectful manner?

lime said...

ok, n/m i read the site. and i will say this, although i am a righty i always knew there were certain things i was more comfortable doing left handed and when i demolished my left hard/arm it was REALLY frustrating to have to do them right handed. or even for certain two handed tasks to be done without my trusty left hand....vive la gauche!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Left-handed freaks...

S said...

Being left handed ROCKS!!!!!

actonbell said...

Hardyharhar! Cute joke. I didn't know about left handers' day.

btw, about mp3 players--you had mentioned that you wished that you could make a playlist, and not hear all the songs in the same order. I think there's software that does that. My second player had a random mode, which was a great idea that didn't work very well, unfortunately.
When we finally upgrade our operating system, I'll use Windows Media, probably...

Gillian @ Indigo Blue said...

Huge or (yyyuuuuggge) guffaw from me on that one. Out loud chortling.
Thanks, I needed that.
xo
Blue

ARM said...

Left-hand humour...me being a righty doesn't get it.

Kidding!

Happy International Left-Hander's Day!!

Doug said...

Ah, I've heard that with the punchline "Will he wear my clothes?" "No, he's much too thin."

Dorky Dad said...

Um ... were you recording the conversation I had last week with my wife?

Actually, The Wife is a southpaw. So I suppose I should be extra nice to her tomorrow.