"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
Cheesecake would actually speed up your metabolism AND prevent most cancers.Our children would think us wise before they reach age 29.Husbands would want to "just listen and maybe understand" rather than try to logically fix our feelings.Our creative tendencies would be celebrated and encouraged...making life rich and souls brimming, while keeping up with the Jones's would fall by the wayside.
The grass would not need mowing, staying neat and tidy.The gender gap would be a mere crack.Ideas would magically flow from head to keyboard and would be perfect sans editing.
people would carry their dirty dishes to the dishwasher and load them instead of placing them strategically about the house.stretchmarks and cellilite would be considered the height of feminine beautythe remote control could be used to turn off my children when they get mouthy.
People would be considerate enough not to use their cell phones in public.Everyone would have a career they love and make a living wage doing it.Everyone would get a good night's sleep every night.
dog hair would not stick to clothes and furniture.
and my cats wouldnt projectile vomit just when ive cleaned.
flamethrowers would cure all three of those issues in different ways
*It would not just be encouraged to eat fresh baked bread with every meal - it would be a law.
Twinkies would come in a three pack.
Ok, I love ALL these ideas and I think I might just need a flameflower.
I'd be rich and retired ;)
Hot Flashes wouldn't be a result of a hormone inbalance, but rather would be the result of being flashed by really hot looking men!!!!
Chocolate would have no calories.
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