Thursday, August 30, 2007

Play along with me?

Add to my list, please.

In a perfect world:

  • Checkbooks would balance themselves automatically.
  • Haircuts would ALWAYS look the way you wanted.
  • Slow drivers would be summarily executed if they drove in the left lane.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheesecake would actually speed up your metabolism AND prevent most cancers.

Our children would think us wise before they reach age 29.

Husbands would want to "just listen and maybe understand" rather than try to logically fix our feelings.

Our creative tendencies would be celebrated and encouraged...making life rich and souls brimming, while keeping up with the Jones's would fall by the wayside.

Anonymous said...

The grass would not need mowing, staying neat and tidy.

The gender gap would be a mere crack.

Ideas would magically flow from head to keyboard and would be perfect sans editing.

lime said...

people would carry their dirty dishes to the dishwasher and load them instead of placing them strategically about the house.

stretchmarks and cellilite would be considered the height of feminine beauty

the remote control could be used to turn off my children when they get mouthy.

Nessa said...

People would be considerate enough not to use their cell phones in public.

Everyone would have a career they love and make a living wage doing it.

Everyone would get a good night's sleep every night.

Bsoholic said...

dog hair would not stick to clothes and furniture.

Charlie said...

and my cats wouldnt projectile vomit just when ive cleaned.

furiousBall said...

flamethrowers would cure all three of those issues in different ways

armalicious said...

*It would not just be encouraged to eat fresh baked bread with every meal - it would be a law.

S said...

Twinkies would come in a three pack.

Logophile said...

Ok, I love ALL these ideas and I think I might just need a flameflower.

Ed & Jeanne said...

I'd be rich and retired ;)

Ann(ie) said...

Chocolate would have no calories.