Thursday, August 02, 2007

Dear Diary....

Today I am going to the dentist. Despite the fact that they always compliment my strong, healthy teeth there is something about knowing they are about to scold and treat one like a child,
"You know, flossing once a twice a week just isn't enough. You can do better. Come on, it'll be fun, let's floss, floss, floss our teeth!"
I should clarify, they treat you like adults on Barney treat children. My own children are far more likely to hear,
"Little dude, that is totally unacceptable, get yourself back into that bathroom and take care of your teeth. There is a choice and there is a consequence; do you WANT them to rot right out of your head?"

ANYWAY, after I do that I am continuing on into downtown because it is the first Thursday of the month. You know what that means?
Free museum day! I'm going to visit this guy.
Mr. Logo's office building shares space and a parking garage with the SAM. He went to work on his Harley this morning and I am going to head into town on Red Molly. Then we will come home together this afternoon.
There has been no mention of the Things. That would be because they are spending a few days with the Aged Ps. I do hope they all enjoy that. I know I am!

10 comments:

Balou said...

Sounds like a great day - well - after the dentist appointment anyways. Great minds think alike, I have a dentist appointment today too. I'll really be freaked out if you too having a mammogram tomorrow.

lime said...

you mean you get to go to a fabulous museum all by yourself, for free and without children??? i think i'd endure the pulling of my eye teeth again for that...

ARM said...

I have a huge, huge fear of dentists. I hate getting my teeth cleaned and thinking about that fucking scraper thing makes me shudder and want to find my mommy and hide behind her legs.

Have fun at the museum, BY YOURSELF!!! How fun!

goldennib said...

Don't let that man hit you with his hammer.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why do you never let me watch the Things?

actonbell said...

I'm jealous. I have a dentist appt later this month, but I do not get a free museum day, because I live in Hackinsack.

SAM's cool!

ARM said...

Want to know something freaky? I got home today and in the mail was a postcard from my dentist reminding me that it was time for a visit. EEEEEEK! Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!

bsoholic said...

Fun! That sculpture thing is pretty rad!

Candace said...

Funny you'd mention the Aged Ps. I was just today wondering whether I should tuck a copy of S&A into the box for baby Anna. I know it would be a while before she could enjoy it, but. . . :)

I have to go to the dentist next week. MuNKi says it's better than the last place. The hygienists were kinda brutal there.

Did you get a sticker? :)

Ann(ie) said...

FUN!! I love the SAM.