After being congratulated by the dentist for my superlative teeth I headed over to see how the Things were doing. Thing Two was done and had been spoken to sternly about his lax brushing.
Thing One was just headed to bathroom to clean the vomit off his clothing.
Turns out he had a nice strong gag reflex.
Good thing he is cute, cuz, man, that kid is trouble every which way.
We were all dismissed being free of cavities although they are both in need of sealants.
I am blaming their teeth on their father, clearly that didn't come from me.