Yes, I know we look like babies. We weren't.
I was only a teenager for a few more months and he had even been legal drinking age for a while.
This was a couple days before the event he refers to as my "first attempt on his life."
It was a white water rafting trip and no homicidal or suicidal tendencies were exhibited, although a certain rashness of behavior might have been displayed...maybe.
Anyway, if you aren't getting nekkid hope you are finding another way to have your fun.