Sunday, May 07, 2006

More about me than you would ever be interested in knowing.

OK, Susie and the Grunt and Crystal recently did this and to maintain my status as a total joiner I thought I would too.

1. When was the last time you had sex?
I really liked Susie's answer
"Have sex? I AM sex!"
but she already said that, so I will go with...
"Stop being impertinent, if you weren't there it is none of your business."
IM me later for details
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I don't often find toilets with an audience.
If, however we are discussing restrooms open to the public,
with my foot.
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Hmmmm, lemme think about that one...
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Patience is the obvious answer here, but I will go with fresh reading material
6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble?
According to that on-line face recognition thing I look like Lucille Ball, Chaka Khan and Beyonce Knowles.
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
You have to have cheese, beyond that, meeeeeeeeat!
This list is missing a number 8. I even traced it back a couple blogs and couldn't locate it.
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
I don't like it when ANY song gets stuck in my head
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
HA! I have cleverly sidestepped the problem by not really answering the previous question,
mwah hah hah hah! It's the small things in life that give me pleasure.
12. What are your super powers?
My ability to jump with lightening speed to the wrong conclusion.
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
A car
14. Where are your car keys?
In the key box
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Crystal, The Grunt and Susie
16. What's your most annoying habit?
Fidgeting constantly
17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
The Cascades
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
I am not really a nose puncher, I prefer psychological torture.
19. What is your best physical feature?
My spleen
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
BNL Stunt
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
oxygen, light, shelves, oh, ok, fine!
salsa, yogurt, soy sauce
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Ummmm, I never step on my mother's back, it is very bad for sidewalks I hear.
23-24 Also missing
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Occasionally, usually not. I have some very slight safety-nazi tendencies.
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
I think there was coversation about me being a Justin.
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I am more of a bath person, but in the shower I sing with whatever is on the radio.
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I think this question is missing a critical word or two.
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
The asskicking president one is pretty good, but he will always be Han Solo to me.
30. What CD is in your stereo?
Holst, The Planets
Handel, Water Music
Vivaldi, The Four Seasons
Sarah Brightman, The Classics
Chris Norman, Highlands
Best of Clannad
(I was in a classical kind of mood I guess)
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
Occasionally spelling and grammar things get to me.
I am annoyed by memes with numbers missings, poor spelling and bad grammar.
32. How many kids do you want to have?
In addition to the two I have now, or instead?
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Are we talking a polite smooch on the cheek or a serious face sucking here?
I need more information before I can make a decision like that.
34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Sure, why not, what better way to get to know someone?
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
sign songs playing on the radio
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Lucille Ball
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
As long as the blaze isn't painful that sounds ok.
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
39. What is your favorite kid's movie?
Nightmare on Elm Street
Christmas Story, or Sword in the Stone, or Disney's Robin Hood
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
41. Have you ever been in love?
42. Do you talk to yourself?
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yup, although the required lapse in the laws of physics is not something I am prepared to deal with.
44. Would you steel from the rich?
I don't know, do they spell STEAL correctly?
If not I might be tempted.


The Grunt said...

Nice! I was a little confused by some of those questions too, like the favorite kids film question, because my favorite film as a kid was Rocky and that was rated R. The two I submitted was me trying to figure out what "Kid" flicks I had liked, but I've always like more grown-up movies. "The Other" is not a kid movie, and not to be confused with "The Others". But, it's a real creepy film that has no profanity and sex in it and you can watch it with, say, a ten year old.

schnoodlepooh said...

pretty funny stuff. OCD - yes about the numbering, spelling, and grammer of memes! Who wouldn't be? It's just Wrong.

Anonymous said...

LOL! I love it when I'm not the only ones who watch for spelling and grammar when posting. Fun times.

Egan said...

Your spleen? Wow, come on now.. don't sell yourself short Logo. Great answers to these questions.

snavy said...

Dammit Egan - you stole my comment!!!!!

LMAO - that was awsome sweetie!!

logo™ said...

Grunt~ My Horror flick choice for kids there was only for entertainment purposes, I don't show it to the kids.

Schnoodlepooh~ Thank you for the validation, I thought it was completely reasonable.

Guggs~ I try not to act out online too much, but as some of my chat and blog buddies will attest, occasionally I have to say something.

Egan~ My spleen is soooo hawt! Glad to have you BACK, yay

Snav~ :-D Always pleased to entertain you, darling!

Vera said...

You made me giggle and howl in laughter in some spots...
I assure you *best car salesperson voice* the blaze will not be painful, AT ALL...

barefoot_mistress said...

Hee hee I see unlike some of us, you actually did the entire quiz.....

These really are fun to read and NOT BORING AT ALL when you know and love that person that is blabbering on and on about themselves...

Happy Monday!

Candace said...

So can we expect your spleen as your next HNT? Or have you already done that?

Love your sassy answers, LOL! :-)

Melliferous Pants said...

I just gave the online face recognition a whirl: it told me I look like Eva Longoria and Jeff Goldblum. What the f?

I may copy you...

logo™ said...

Vera~ oh good, sign me up then! Glad you enjoyed it.

Susie~ Thanks, hon, glad I am not boring you, mwah!

Candace~ My spleen is too sexy for public exposure, the men would become overwraught, the women would go gay, I simply cannot be responsible for that. Content yourselves with my naughty bits.

Pants~ Do it, do it, do it!
Jeff Goldblum (snicker snicker)

Melliferous Pants said...


Doug said...

There are some great and good answers here. "My Spleen" is the best meme answer I've read in a while.

Kat said...

I love sixlets! The wise and awesome Easter Bunny found some and brought it for the girls baskets this year. And he left some extra! lol I did this meme a while back, but some of the questions have changed. Funny how that happens.

lime said...

lol, you number and grammar nazi you

Crystal said...

LMAO damn you are funneh.

sixlets! sixlets were my favorite too! they came in those long, skinny packages so you could open the top and put on end in your mouth and the other end in the air. i think that's why i was so good at funneling beer when i got to middle school.

barefoot_mistress said...

I like my answer to number one also :D

Logophile said...

Pants~ YAY! Must go read the latest from the pants.

Doug~ Thank you, thank you, I think the spleen is too often overlooked.

Kat~ Yes, the morphing Meme, it is intersting. mmmmmm sixlets

Lime~ Well, unless it is me screwing up, then I don't even notice

Crystal~ Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it and yes, the long skinny plastic tubes, loved em. Perfect for distracting kids as they walk home from the store so they aren't watching for cars. Don't ask me how I know that.

Bare~ It is a great answer! How could you NOT like it??

Kyahgirl said...

you are a true wit my dear. I can see you have serious anger issues with sequential numbers that have been messed with!

Scott & Julia said...

Mrs Spelling Nazi, do you like to "sign songs playing on the radio", or sing songs? ;P

Melliferous Pants said...

The Nightmare on Elmstreet commercials scared the doodie out of me when I was a kid.

The Village Idiot said...

LOL good list logo..Apparently, there was some discussion about my name.. I was almost a Thaddeus Bartholomew...I will stick with The Village Idiot thank you very much

Seamus said...

10 & 11 - musical jingley "'s a small world after all..." - oh! you didn't want one stuck in your head? Sorry, jingle's out of the bag now! :P

Great meme! Happy week... "'s a small, small world..." heh, heh!

Egan said...

Okay, no more spleen jokes. I gave you a reprieve... now impress.

logo™ said...

kyahgirl~ I had serious trouble with numbers, I worked hard to learn them, I don't want people messing with them now and confusing me.

Julia~ tee hee, although one should never assume I am without error in this specific case that was correct, I know sign language and I sign songs. I sing them too!

Pants~ I know! I was well into my twenties before I actually watched it.

Thaddeus~ You knew that was going to happen as soon as you mentioned it, didn't you? Shall I call you TB for short?

Seamus~ You are a cruel man, my friend. I admire that.

Egan~ Ok, fine, no more spleen jokes, just for you.

Sar said...

#35 cracked me up the most. I'm declaring one of my life's missions to see you sign songs playing on the radio! ;) Mwah!

weirsdo said...

It's always fun getting to know you better.
I like to think of myself as a Sigourney Weaver, but probably Lucille Ball is more like it.

Logophile said...

Sar~ My kids go back and forth between thinking it is kinda cool and thinking it is just weird and embarrassing. You get interesting looks at stop lights too.

Weirsdo~ You should do this meme! I know just what you mean about the Weaver/Ball thing, yes, yes I do.

keda said...

i love your super power!

so you SIGN songs on the radio do you?! it must be a good release to be able to manically wave your arms about after having gotten all OCD'd up over the bad spelling 'n everything!

oh and i do remember your arse being rather lovely.... i'm sure it beats the pants off your spleen.

logo™ said...

Keda~ Thank you, thank you, I worked so hard to perfect that super power it is nice to have it appreciated. Yes, signing can be very good, singing is good too, but doing both can be cathartic.