1. I am black.
2. I am frequently discriminated against because of my race, or species, or something.
3. I don't have fur.
4. I have hair.
5. This means I don't shed
6. I have some cat-like tendencies.
7. I like to perch in the window sill.
8. I will chase rope toys if they are dragged along the ground in front of me.
9. I like to weave between people's legs.
10. I like stuffed animals
11. I have a squeaky octopus
12. I had squeaky motorcycle
13. I shredded it
14. I have a large white teddy bear
15. I like to steal the stuffed animals of the children
16. This annoys them
17. They don't realize how much I enjoy annoying them
18. I like taking the seat of the alpha female
19. Especially the computer chair
20. I like sleeping on the alpha male's pillow.
21. They don't like that so much.
22. I don't care.
23. I am ever so slightly clumsy.
24. I trip on stairs occasionally
25. I trip on nothing at all sometimes
26. I have been known to bump into stationary objects.
27. With my head
28. I like to lie on clean laundry.
29. I like to nibble ears.
30. I like to chase deer
31. I like to chase rabbits
32. I don't mind cats
33. The alpha male encourages me to chase them
34. The alpha female strong discourages this.
35. I like to cuddle
36. I am a little bit afraid of horses
37. I really like the brown lab next door
38. He isn't my type though
39. We are just friends
40. He is a little too bossy for my tastes.
41. But I do want a boyfriend
42. However, I am "fixed"
43. THAT is the twisted human way of saying they RIPPED OUT my sex organs!!
44. That is some sick behavior right there, using a euphemism like that.
45. I like to pull hair
46. I especially like to pull pony tails
47. I love riding in the car
48. I love being where ever the people are.
49. I love being the center of attention.
50. I am far less sarcastic in real life.
51. I hate taking baths.
52. This has not stopped me from hopping into the tub with various family members uninvited.
53. To display my lack of joy for the bathing I ensure the bather is as miserable as the bathee.
54. I don't mind my hair cuts as much, but they take a long time.
55. I don't care for the nail clipping
56. I do approve of the petting and cooing and treat giving that the grooming results in.
57. I like American cheese
58. I like watching TV
59. I think I DO belong on the bed all the time
60. I would rather play with other dogs than have treats
61. I think lamb lungs are the best treat ever
62 I "talk" alot
63 My people are only so-so at figuring out what I want
64 They think I am spoiled
65 I am not as spoiled as I could be
66 I can't see why I shouldn't jump on people.
67 I weigh forty pounds
68 I am 20 inches tall at my shoulders
69 I eat twice a day
70 Sometimes I get snacks off kids
71 We try to be sneaky about that
72 It hardly ever works
73 I have snitched stuff off the counter before
74 The reaction was very unpleasant
75 My breed is prone to the same eye problem President Kennedy had
76 Some members of my breed also get their groove thang on like President Kennedy
77 I am a wavy haired water dog, not curly like my uncle Pilot
78 If I don't get brushed every couple days when my hair is long I get mats
79 I love the smell of chocolate
80 I love chasing my tail
81 After I catch it, I still spin in circles
82 I have a whole basket full of toys
83 I would still rather steal toys from the kids
84 I think Star Wars figures are especially tasty
85 I wear a purple collar
86 I have a lil heart shaped tag with my address on it
87 I am also microchipped
88 I am prone to urinary tract infections
89 I take a cranberry extract supplement to prevent them
90 They give it to me in American cheese
91 I think turkey necks are a fabulous delicacy
92 I also love bananas
93 I have a tendency to pace
94 I also like to lick my personal areas
95 I especially like to do that right next to the people when they are watching TV or reading
96 I have a deep and unreasonable fear of the vacuum cleaner
97 Yes, I know that it is unreasonable, I said that, just consider it part of my charm
98 I love going to PetCo
99 I like the taste of wicker
100 I hate going in the kennel when the people leave
101 I love blogging