Being the retiring, shy, non-self-aggrandizing dog that I am, it has been difficult for me to generate this post.
However, in the interests of illuminating and enlightening my readers I will offer the following.
Yes, I do know that is my own tail I am chasing, I am having fun chasing it thank you very much, and don't give me any crap, I have seen what you human types get up to for the purposes of fun.
Yes, you dumbasses, I can see color, sheesh, you think you are so smart.
Yes, we know, we ALL know you all are screw ups, but we still love you.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers