Friday, October 28, 2005

Cuz the blog is about me, the dog, dammit!

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Not really an issue for me, I usually get left in the car at the grocery store. But if ever you recognize my glorious visage feel free to experience awe.

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Occasionally cropped, that's about it. When things are altered around here it is usually stunningly obvious thanks to the lack of skill on the part of my tech support.

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks e-mail you?
Hasn't happened yet. Only had e-mail from really great folks.

4. Do you lie in your blog?
Um, I don't think so, anthropomorphism isn't considered LYING, is it?

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Nah, I am too busy being clever and cute.

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
No, is this something people do?

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
Well, I do have separation anxiety, but if everyone would just do whatever I want I would be fine.

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
Nope, if people or cats want to be small-minded or ugly let it stay there for everyone to see. No reflection on me. As to faking nice comments, what would be the point of that?

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog?
No, DAMN YOU, Bob Barker!!

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
The love could only grow.

11. Do you have a job?
I am the center of the emotional well being of my family, does that count?

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
No, it might cut into my napping schedule, or personal grooming time.

13. Which bloggers do you want to meet in real life?
The interesting ones, you know who you are

14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
None, but if my golden boy or Bucky are interested...

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Dogs don't really have much use for cash, I have a a fab bucket of toys though, but I don't pretend to have more or less than I do.

16. Does your family read your blog?
Some of them

17. How old is your blog?
Started in the middle of September, so still pretty new.

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
good grief, no, and no

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
No, who are these people?

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
Nope

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Not applicable

22. Is blogging narcissistic?
Probably, but I am ok with that

23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
No, but the lack of attention starts making me feel passive-aggressive

24. Do you like John Mayer?
I so want to Triumph this question..."He is very nice...for me to poop on!"
Eh, he is ok.

25. Do you have enemies?
Those obnoxious deer who harrass me, and taunt me from the back yard.

26. Are you lonely?
Only when I am in my kennel and the people are gone, that so sucks!

27. Why bother?
If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain:
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.

Alright, the tagging seems so...well, you know, but I would love to read this on a couple of blogs that link to mine!

12 comments:

bsoholic said...

Yikes those are some off the wall questions! Like you said "Who are these people".

snavy said...

I like it! Ariella - still the most adorable & clever little pup!!

Oaty said...

Oh Ariella, you are so witty! But what did you mean by that remark about cats? Hmnnn?

BTW, photo blogger is up!

lime said...

arieall, what an erudite and pithy pup you are, as always.

mireille said...

Yo, baby! I'm here for you! xoxo, Bucky. oh, and Beta says LOL on #6. xoxo

schnoodlepooh said...

Yay, Ariella, you're so cool! We love your tag and we're gonna do it right away (maybe tomorrow?). Our mom hasn't let us on the computer much lately, but us boys are going to set that keyboard on fire this weekend with this tag. We like to play tag!

lula said...

What a dog!

Dirk the Feeble said...

Did you just make up all of those questions so that you could answer them? Because if so, I don't think "narcissistic" does you justice . . .

Ariella said...

BS~ I know! Crazies! Imagine that some of these questions apply to some people! yikes

Snav~Thank you xo P.S. not to rush you or anything..but I am still waiting to see Rey, just say, no hurry.

Oaty~ Your post will be allowed to remain on my blog regardless of content. Are you not reassured?
And thanks!

Lime~ I am pleased to amuse, this is an odd meme, but since photo blogger was uncooperative it was what I had.

Mireille and Bucky~ Tee hee, glad you enjoyed. Bucky, smooches!

Schnoodlepooh~ Oh good, we will go read it this weekend.

Lula~ aw thanks, whadda gal!


armaedes~ NO! silly! I found that.

weirsdo said...

Fun, Ariella. I couldn't agree more with 7.

kellywalters said...

fantastic!

Anonymous said...

speaking of john mayer: this is hilarious.