I Have Been Tagged

by Limey with a Meme. Thanks!!
Please bear in mind these things are skewed with a human bias, but I shall do the best I can.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
People have a tendency to mount mirrors a little high for me, so I can usually only see the top of my top.
2. How much money do you have on you?
No cash on me at the moment, but I do have a lovely collar.
3. What's the first word that comes to mind that rhymes with "TEST?"
protest
4. Favorite plant?
grass, fabulous for both urinating and...you know.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone
Well, here we run into that bias problem. The only cell phone of the family belongs to the alpha female, her fourth missed call was from her dog hating friend who comes over here and gets all pissy if I try to sit by him or sniff him. I always end up locked in the bedroom, what a bastid!
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
The alpha female has some ringtone called "On the Island"
7. What shirt are you wearing?
There is that bias thing again...no shirt
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, I am a Portuguese Water Dog, and proud of it, dammit!
9. The brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Yeah, I think we have covered this. No one wears shoes in the house around here anyway.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
mood specific, pretty dark at the moment.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She is fabulous!! She thinks I am a funny and clever dog, what could be better?
12. Ever "spilled the beans?"
No
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
Referring to the alpha female's phone again, SOMEONE thought it would be clever to sign her up for a horoscope of the day so she has been getting one of those EVERY SINGLE DAY for a couple months
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups?"
Not usually
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
Is it just me, or does the wording of some of these questions grate you a bit?
How about "What phrase do you use alot?" "What saying do you use frequently?"
17. Who told you they loved you last?
The alpha male, he baby-talked to me too, sigh, eye roll. He means well though.
18. Last person you hooked up with?
Are you suggesting I would engage in humanality??? That is disgusting!! Oh GROSS!
19. Last furry thing you touched?
Um, I had some personal hygeine matters to attend to, do we really need to get into it?
20. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
Cranberry extract to make sure I don't get urinary tract infections
21. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
The digi cam takes care of this issue, thank goodness!
22. Favorite age you have been so far?
Being one is really working for me
23. Your worst enemy?
Those damn deer who won't stay OUT of my yard!
24. What is your current desktop picture?
fall leaves
25. What was the last thing you said to someone?
ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (The alpha female was ignoring me when I wanted some affection)
26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
No regrets, and I don't need the money, guess I could give the money to the family.
27. Are you in love with someone?
My hero, my prince, the light of my life, the love of my heart, the golden retriever of my dream....oh yes, I am in love!