Sunday, October 02, 2005

I have gotten my people to number 7.

1. The dog is not allowed in the house!
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed tosleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with thedog.

4 comments:

snavy said...

LMAO!! Train those people!!

Fred said...

So funny. We have a dog and enforced the rules for the first week. After that, there were no rules. *Sigh*

Ariella said...

Fred, its not so bad once you surrender, is it?
And your dog deserves it, who else will love you and accept you and NEVER lecture you?
Is a spot on the furniture such a high price to pay?

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Now THIS is funny!