This is where my people serve my meals.
I have a lovely set of stainless steel bowls on a pet placemat.
This has been placed in the corner of the breakfast room.
I have an absolutely breath-taking view of an electrical outlet.
This is where I take my meals. Lacking opposable thumbs, I carry my food by the mouthful to the more spacious and aesthetically pleasing family room area.
Here I can enjoy natural light from the windows and see my surroundings rather than have that whole "lil Jack Horner" vibe going.
For some reason the people seem unhappy about this, but through careful systematic training I have shown them this is for the best.