The alpha female and I went down to the beach the other day.
As it often does around here, it got sunny and gorgeous just before sunset.
This is the point in the trip where I typically begin to jump around and whine in excitment.
I wanted to share this lovely picture with you before showing you horrors that are to follow.
The beach is still a wonderful place to visit, don't let these terrorists ruin it for you.
Just out there they lurk, taunting with torturous calls. Indiscriminate poopers, scavengers, scourge of the shore, the bane of the beach, yes, I refer to...
Here is one just after I chased it into the water.
Look at it mocking me! Jerk!
I may not have proof of their grievous errors but I know they are guilty.
How do I know, you wonder?
They run when you chase them!!